Aldi Trials 30-Minute Delivery Service With Deliveroo

Delivery refusenik Aldi has pivoted to suddenly being all about the extremely prompt delivering of shopping, as it's started a trial with Deliveroo to offer a few lucky hotspots delivery of their groceries within 30 minutes. Read More >>

Aldi’s Specialbuys Are Now Online to Help Customers Find Bargains More Easily

Aldi's customers will be familiar with the supermarket's Specialbuys offers, that are essentially lightning deals both in-store and online, and the leaflet that usually gives you the heads up about them is now available to look at online. Read More >>

Aldi is Auctioning off Kevin the Carrot Toys on eBay Tonight to Support the NHS

Get yourself a bottle of wine and stretch that clicking finger - you're going to need it when Aldi kicks off the auction for a limited number of Kevin the Carrot toys on eBay at 8pm. Read More >>

Aldi’s New Traffic Light System Will Make Your Shopping Trips Less Stressful

Aldi is trying to get its customers to spread out their visits to stores to ease queues as well as putting additional measures in place. Read More >>

Aldi to Suppliers: Go Green or Go Home

Aldi is telling its suppliers to get on board with its drive to make everything more sustainable, or face being cut off by the retailer. Read More >>

Tesco Initiates War With Aldi and Promises to Price Match Hundreds of Items

Tesco is about to rewrite the rules of big brand engagement by saying the name of a competitor and admitting other supermarkets exist, as it's targeting one of the German discounter linchpins with its new "Aldi Price Match" guarantee. Read More >>

Aldi Releases Vegan Ready Meals for Veganuary

Are you interested in going vegan, but also quite lazy? Well, Aldi has you covered with its new range of vegan ready meals, available in stores from today. Read More >>

Aldi Stunt Vegetable Recognised by Brand Authorities

A plush carrot made solely for advertising purposes has somehow been inducted into a museum of famous brands and now sits alongside Mickey Mouse and Paddington Bear; a bizarre move we can only conclude involved clandestine meetings and boxes of wonky vegetables changing hands late at night in car parks. Read More >>

Waitrose Caught Selling Aldi Veg With a Posh Sticker Over the Top

A scandal is once again unfolding, this time confirming what we all sort of knew all along but didn't say out loud for fear of recriminations: Aldi and Waitrose sell the same things but in different boxes. And for at least 50 per cent more money if you want the ones that have the "Waitrose" sticker on. Read More >>

Aldi Unveils New Halloumi Burger and Brings Back Halloumi Fries

Aldi is bringing back its halloumi fries from last year, alongside Christmas halloumi treats, and a new halloumi burger. Read More >>

Aldi Is Flogging a Half Decent Gaming PC for Under £1,000

Aldi is your one-stop shop for almost everything and now it's added a gaming PC to the extensive list of goodies on its shelves. Read More >>

Aldi is Supersizing Christmas With an Absolutely Huge Pig in a Blanket

The two-metre long sausage is apparently the longest pig in a blanket on supermarket shelves in the UK. And you can get your hands on it for just a fiver. Read More >>

Aldi Braces for Spider Season With a ‘Humane’ Spider Catching Doohicky

This time of year is every arachnophobic's worst nightmare, because we're getting close to the start of spider mating season. For those of you who don't know, spider season is when all the male spiders end up getting absurdly horny and start roaming around your house looking for lady spiders to bang. So instead of hiding away out of sight, they're just wandering around on the floor and scaring the shit out of anyone who comes across them. Thankfully Aldi's upcoming special buy has a tool for dealing with that. Read More >>

Aldi is Rolling out Cheese-Stuffed Sausages Next Week Honouring the Great Red Leicester

Meat and cheese - the most sacred of food combos - is coming to your barbecue this summer, and my mouth is already watering. Read More >>

Aldi’s 3D Printer is Back in Stock

Aldi is a weird and wonderful shop where impulse buying a chainsaw when you were looking for some bread is a very real possibility. Lidl is the same, but Lidl also never stocked a 3D printer as far as I can recall. Aldi did just over 18 months ago, and now it seems they're back in stock for slightly less money. Read More >>