Tesco is Stocking New Twists on Classic English Biscuits and They’re Wild

Tesco has done the unthinkable by revamping its custard creams biscuits, while Burton's Biscuits joins the supermarket giant in its spiral into madness by changing up its Jammie Dodgers. Read More >>

Police Officer Faces Tribunal Over Staff Room Biscuit Theft

A police officer is facing an internal disciplinary hearing over a classic case of inter-office political wrangling, after he was accused of taking another officer's biscuits from a cupboard. Yes, everyone waded in over that. Read More >>

Digestives Hit in Latest Brexit Shrinkage Horror

Well the good news is that McVitie's is inadvertently helping fight the obesity epidemic. The bad news is that your standard pack of Digestives is going to be substantially smaller in the near future, joining Jaffa Cakes on the shrinkflation list of shame. Read More >>

Britain’s Favourite Biscuit is *Drum Roll* The Chocolate Digestive

People have probably been arguing about which biscuit is best for centuries now, because everyone has a different idea of what makes a biscuit good. Well you can stop arguing, because we've just found out which biscuit is best. And by best I mean most popular. Read More >>

Jaffa Cakes Join Deflationary Shame List With Two Cake Box Reduction

The latest metaphor for the reduced value of the nation has been provided by biscuit/cake manufacturer McVitie's, which has reduced the number of Jaffa Cakes in each standard box from 12 to 10. On the plus side, you now don't have to feel quite so sad when you accidentally eat the entire box in the car park outside of the supermarket. Read More >>

British Man Takes Bunjee Dunking World Record Off American

A man with a strong stomach, a steady hand and quite a lot of time on his hands has bagged himself a niche world record by dunking a biscuit into a mug of tea at the bottom of a 73.41 metre high bungee jump. That’s more metres than anyone being tasked with dunking a biscuit into a cup of tea from the sky has ever managed before. Read More >>

Gang Jailed For Massive Jammie Dodgers Heist

Five sweet-toothed rapscallions have been sent down for stealing a trailer filled with £20,000 worth of Jammie Dodgers. They can’t even blame the Great Biscuit Crisis of 2016 for their outrageous behaviour, because the crime went down last summer. Read More >>

The Jammie Dodgers Recipe Has Been Changed

With consumers still struggling to deal with the shortage of bourbons and custard creams caused by the flooding of Carlisle's McVitie's factory ovens earlier this year, the last thing we all needed was more game-changing biscuit-themed news. Burton’s Biscuit Company has decided to alter the recipe for Jammie Dodgers, and the announcement hasn’t gone down well. Read More >>

McVitie’s Drops Chocolate Digestive Biscuit Bombshell: You’ve Been Eating Them Upside Down

As someone who's convinced himself that eating a packet of crisps opened from the bottom somehow affects their taste, I nearly had a heart attack when reading this. You know the chocolate side of a McVitie's Chocolate digestive biscuit? That's its bottom. Read More >>

McVitie’s Ads Want to Examine the “Emotional Role” of the Biscuit in Today’s Society

United Biscuits, owner of the McVitie's brand and all the magical sugary food it produces, is about to launch a £12m advertising campaign in the UK. It wants to make the eating of too many biscuits an emotional event. After all, who hasn't cried themselves to sleep after eating an entire packet of Chocolate Digestives? Read More >>

Government Ministers Banned From Tea and Biscuit Gravy Train

Communities Secretary Eric Pickles says serving MPs have been told to keep their fingers out of the complimentary governmental biscuit tin, explaining that hospitality offered to visitors is for visitors alone and suggesting MPs have been ordered to avoid eating Hobnobs at the taxpayer's expense. Read More >>

These Delicious Wall Hangers Look Just Like Biscuits

Hungry? Sorry, you're outta luck. While this box might look like it's stuffed full of biscuits, you're actually looking at a cool new set of wall hangers. Read More >>

McVitie’s Lovingly Bakes Enormous Fantasy £7 Jaffa Cake… Cake

An astonishing three-tier Jaffa Cake fit for the most extravagant society wedding has gone on sale in the UK, putting to bed once and for all the age-old cake/biscuit question. That is 100 per cent cake and anyone who says otherwise is only allowed to eat Digestives for the rest of their lives. Read More >>

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German Police Are Hunting a Real-Life Cookie Monster Who Stole the Golden Biscuit

This seems like a massive marketing stunt to me, but apparently not. Police in Germany have launched a hunt for a real-life cookie monster, who stole a giant golden biscuit and is holding it for ransom. The prized possession was stolen straight from the Bahlsen biscuit company, best know for the yummy Leibniz butter biscuits. Read More >>