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Natwest and RBS Were Apparently Borked Yet Again Last Night

I'm not sure why, but Natwest and RBS aren't exactly doing a stand-up job of, well, standing up. Both banks had their cards, cash machines, online, and phone banking go tits-up last night. Apparently loads of people had their cards swallowed by ATMs and everything, but did you even notice? Read More >>

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Calls and Data Not Getting Through? O2’s Having Issues Right Now

It looks like O2's network is down for both data and calls for some people. It seems it's limited to certain phone numbers and not region specific, so you might be one of a very unlucky minority, or one of the fortunate majority, if you're trying to dodge a call from your boss that is. Read More >>

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Your Text Messages Not Getting Through? O2 Has Crapped Out For Some People

It seems O2's been suffering issues with its network for the last 24 hours. Text messages are apparently bouncing with an infuriating "network out of order" message. Read More >>

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Your Broadband Buggered too? BT’s Having Issues

Looks like Natwest isn't the only one having issues today -- BT's broadband network seems to be screwed in London, the South East and other areas including Glasgow, after it was totalled by a "massive outage", which took out its own ISP service and others on its network. Read More >>

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Virgin Media Tries to Clear Its Infuriatingly-Borked Spotify-Hating Pipes

Virgin Media's been bundling Spotify in with its broadband packages for a while now, so you'd have thought the network would have made sure you could stream music just fine over your connection. Apparently not though, as loads of streamers have complained they can barely get five seconds of song going before endless buffering. Read More >>