science
Bum Plaster ‘Doesn’t Hurt’ to Remove, Bandage Maker Promises

Last week at CES 2020, whilst surveying the state of sex tech at the show, I stumbled upon a humble wearable prototype for premature ejaculation. The ‘device’ was the brainchild of Morari Medical, and I maturely dubbed it the bum plaster in a write-up. CES has since ended, but lo, this morning I opened up my inbox to see an email from the bum plaster’s CEO and Founder Jeff Bennett. Read More >>

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Super-Scientific Research Says Brits Like Boobs Over Bums

Pornhub's always wonderful statistical analysis crack team looked at their glorious search data to answer one of life's greatest questions: are you a boobs or a bum person. After finding out which US states and which countries like which part, they mapped it all out for the world to see. Britain is a boob country. Read More >>

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This Underwear Makes Man Butts Look Perfectly Tight

Like a Spanx for men, these Italian undies by D.HEDRAL uses "angle fit" technology to enhance your butt's roundness and make it appear perfectly taut and tight. Think of it like a Wonderbra but for men and for bums. Read More >>