Nutritionalist Recommends Having a Burger With Your Burger

Here's some food advice that everyone can agree on -- having two burgers is better than having one burger. And that's according to someone who's a qualified nutritionist, so feel free to implement these diet changes at dinner time tonight. Read More >>

Why McDonald’s Big Mac Sauce Tastes Like Ketchup

Burger fans recognise the power of the special sauce, whipping up their own custom batches to recreate the savoury, delectable bite they know and love from their favourite burger chains. Usually, those sloppy creations mirror thousand island dressing: ketchup and mayonnaise, ketchup, relish and mayonnaise, ketchup, relish, mustard and mayonnaise, et cetera. Except here’s the thing: there’s no ketchup in the most common burger au jus, the McDonald’s Big Mac Sauce. Read More >>

Swap Ironic Knitwear for Hot Burgers This Christmas

Burger King UK has a short memory and thinks people might be up for eating more processed meats on Boxing Day, as that's when it's running the #WhopperExchange scheme -- a promotion that lets punters swap unwanted Christmas presents for one of its burgers. Read More >>

The 7 Grossest Things the Internet Has Done to McDonald’s Food

McDonald’s food is already pretty unappealing, but as a lifetime of internet consumption has taught me, the moral bottom is limitless. Here are the most repulsive secondary preparations for food ostensibly cooked by a 53-year-old clown. Read More >>

The Amazing Contraption That Made This Impossible Burger Drop Shot Possible

The burger drop shot, where the ingredients of the world’s most perfect food appear to fall from the sky and perfectly stack themselves upon landing, pops up a lot in fast food commercials. But seeing what it takes to realise this footage without computer graphics makes you wonder if it’s worth all the effort. Read More >>

It Takes a Shocking Amount of Molten Copper to Destroy a Big Mac

Well, this certainly makes you think. About how emptily delicious and briefly satisfying a Big Mac from McDonald’s is. Read More >>

McDonald’s Reckons Table Service Will Make its Burgers Less Shameful to Eat

McDonald's, the company best known for selling hot meat sandwiches wrapped up in bits of paper and cardboard to sad drunk people, is continuing its push into upmarket territory in the UK with the launch of table service in over 400 refurbished branches. Read More >>

A Roast Dinner Between Two Yorkshire Puddings is as British as Burgers Get

If ever the Sunday pub lunch toss up of beer and burger or a traditional roast has left you an indecisively salivating mess, head up to Wakefield's Smokehouse BBQ. Its manager Michael Hewitt has just created a franken-baby of roast and sloppy burger, putting the best bits of a roast dinner into a giant food-coma inducing burger. Read More >>

Former Clown Reminisces on Life After Being Ronald McDonald

Joe Maggard was the corporate representative of burger chain McDonald's between 1995 and 2007, tasked with dressing up like the junk food loving clown to make burgers seem like fun and exciting things for children to eat. Read More >>

This Chip-Bun Cheeseburger Flips My Stomach Inside Out

The end is here. The pinnacle has been reached. Gimmicky hamburger buns no longer need to exist. Stop creating. Because nothing will ever top The Vulgar Chef’s French Fry Burger Bomb because it makes a bun out of chips, the hamburger’s natural mouth slush and womb co-inhabitant. Read More >>

McDonald’s Attempted to Create Bubblegum Flavoured Broccoli for… Kids

The boss of McDonald's has given us an insight into the sort of GOD-PLAYING HELL that goes on inside its laboratories, revealing that a bubblegum flavoured type of broccoli was under development for a time. Read More >>

How to Make Those Bonkers Black Burgers From Japan at Home

You've seen Burger King Japan's black cheeseburger burger. You've seen McDonald's black burger. You've even read the review. Now, learn how to make your own. Read More >>

Human Burger Reveals We Taste of Pork, Veal and Chicken

A burger said to approximate the taste of human flesh has been created, using the testimonials of known cannibals to come up with a ballpark idea of what a man-burger might taste like. Read More >>

This Burger Has 17 Different Types of Beef in It

I mean, I don't even think I could name 17 different types of beef and yet one delicious, blood thickening burger will have all that in between its buns. Totalling in at over 2,500 calories and costing £25, the Holy Cow burger is basically like sandwiching an entire cow. With that much beef, you can't really go wrong, right? Read More >>

Lettuce Mourn the Passing of Greenery in T.G.I. Friday’s Burgers

It's as synonymous with a hearty burger as a portion of fries or a milkshake, but T.G.I. Friday's is now preparing to stop serving lettuce with its burgers. Turning over a new leaf, it believes that its diners won't miss the ingredient in its recipes. Read More >>