Chinese Authorities Crack Down on Winnie the Pooh

There's trouble for Pooh in the 2.37 billion acre brownfield industrial wood that is China, as authorities have launched a fresh clampdown on sharing of images of the bear on social media. Read More >>

Apple Sues Chinese Government’s Patent Office as Battle for Siri Heats up

Apple's widened one of its patent disputes in China to involve the actual government patent office itself, with reports saying it's taking a fight over rights to use the Siri technology to the State Intellectual Property Office. Read More >>

Lord Sugar Investigated Over Bizarre Chinese Child “Hate Tweet”

That image there is a joke Lord Sugar thought up and put on the internet. The joke being that underage staff might work in Apple's production lines. It's not a great joke, and if it occurred to Michael McIntyre he probably wouldn't bother writing it down, but is it really racist enough to be described by police as a hate crime? Read More >>

Jackie Chan Is Building a Chinese Theme Park…Dedicated to Himself

Cheery stuntman Jackie Chan has announced plans to create a theme park all about himself and his life, which will house some of his personal items and provide fans with a few "cultural experiences" to boot. Read More >>

You Can Get 10TB of Free Cloud Storage If You Trust This Random Company

Cloud storage is great, especially when it comes with free space. Big guys like Google and Microsoft will give you a few GB to get started, but a Chinese tech company called Tencent is offering an insane 10TB. For free. All you have to do is trust them. Read More >>

This Is Why You Shouldn’t Get Tattoos In a Language You Don’t Understand

I'm not sure why anyone who didn't speak, or could at least read, Cantonese or Mandarin would get Chinese characters permanently etched onto their bodies. I mean, they could say anything and you wouldn't have a freaking clue, just like these poor suckers. "Gross mistake" indeed. Read More >>

Meet Peng Peng, the World’s First Genetically-Spliced Worm-Sheep

It sounds like something out of science fiction; splicing DNA from one animal into another to create some sort of genetic hybrid, but Peng Peng the sheep has made it science fact. The adorable newly-cloned lamb has become the first sheep to have a bit of a worm spliced into him, making him the very first worm-sheep on the planet. Read More >>

Fake Chinese Official Android Shop Mainly Sells… iPhones

This bonkers retail experience has been spotted in China, offering would-be Android buyers a way to check out plenty of Google models in a completely pretend official Android shop. And it also sells some iPhones and iPads, because you've got to hedge your bets in these difficult times. Read More >>

China’s Patent System Sucks and Blows, Says Fan Expert Sir James Dyson

China is risking being kicked out of the World Trade Organisation due to its continuing abuses of copyrights and a two-speed patent approval system that favours its own companies, according to Dyson. Read More >>