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Dear Clintons, Congratulations on Scraping into 2020

The managers of Clintons [née Cards] are lighting a few Yankee Candles and inflating a 25-pack of Stars Assorted Colours Latex Balloons in the office today, in celebration of a complicated bit of financial manoeuvring that's let the business avoid bankruptcy and having to send out 2,500 "Sorry You're Leaving" cards to all of its UK employees. Read More >>