World Clown Association Speaks Out Over Rogue Scary Clowns

The bizarre run of people pretending to be clowns and somehow scaring people for real has forced the World Clown Association to address the issue, with a spokesperson saying through heavy sad-face make-up that no real clown would try to be mean on purpose. A tear fell on his lapel, then he cried into an oversized handkerchief. Read More >>