food
Two Pints of Baileys and a Packet of Brussels Sprouts Crisps, Please

Walkers is about to launch three new types of crisp packet that will eventually end up preserved at the bottom of the Mariana Trench for millennia, and one of them will divide the country like never before. There will soon be a Brussels. Sprout. Flavour. Crisp. Packet. Containing Brussels. Sprout. Flavour. Crisps. Read More >>

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Danger Chilli Levels Expected in New Crisps Range

Cute and traditional crisps maker Seabrook has decided it's time to go dark and menacing on us, with the launch of three varieties of ultra-hot crisp designed to test the nation's newfound love of extremely hot foods. Read More >>

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Actually Yes, Do Send Us All Your Old Crisp Packets Now, Walkers Says

People power has worked, yo, with a fist pump in the air coming from all those who posted their crisp packets back to Walkers – celebrating news that empty crisp packets are now welcome in the Walkers office as it has signed a new and oddly hasty recycling deal to slow the inexorable flood of licked-clean crisp packets into the environment. Read More >>

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Brave Eco-Warriors Asked to Stop Posting Empty Crisp Packets to Walkers

There's a mass campaign going on out there right now where anti-plastic campaigners send their empty crisp packets back to Walkers using the crisp maker's own freepost address, which is all very clever and raises all the modern issues about non-recyclable plastic – but spare a thought for the poor old posties having to sort them. Read More >>

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Cheese and Onion Crisps Added to Heatwave Shortage List

Farmers are warning that the hot weather has impacted the nation's onion harvest now as well as threatening the potato crop, so... Jesus Christ they might start running out of cheese and onion crisps. Read More >>

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Salt and Vinegar Crisps Added to List of Very Bad Things

You might think crisps are at least partially good for your teeth thanks to not containing half an acre's worth of high fructose corn syrup, but no. Salt and vinegar ones are bad for your teeth, they say, as the acid levels contribute to the wearing away of your wonky little mouthypegs. Read More >>

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Doritos Plans “Low Crunch” Crisps for the Ladies

The current boss of brand behemoth PepsiCo has revealed a plan to attack the difficult world of what women eat when they allow themselves to, revealing that the company's Doritos crisps line is shortly to expand to feature several items created specifically for the ladies. Read More >>

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Walkers Crisps Engineers New Crisp Specifically to Complement Beer

Walkers Crisps and owner PepsiCo are having another go at cracking the man-crisp market after several failed attempts at besting entrenched ridged rival McCoy's, with the launch of a crisp the manufacturer claims has been created to be "perfect with beer." Read More >>

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Crisps Are as Bad For You as Everyone Says

The latest news about what causes cancer is extremely bad for the UK population, as it's one of our favourite things. There's no way of breaking this to you gently, so let's just say it: It's crisps. Lovely crisps, the essential part of every lunch. Read More >>

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A Day With the Willy Wonka of Crisps, Kettle Chips Head Chef Chris Barnard

As a crisp connoisseur, one name in the potato snack industry stands above all others. Kettle Chips. While Walkers go in your lunchbox, and Pringles come out for parties, Kettle Chips are a luxury. They are the Rolls Royce of crisps, the “posh” option for when you’re pushing the boat out, treating yourself, saved for that quiet special moment on a Sunday afternoon when the car’s been washed, the football’s on and Monday morning still seems far, far away. Read More >>

food
This Crisp Packet Boat Proves There’s Far Too Much Air in Your Bag of Snacks

We all know the frustration of tearing open a huge, tantalising bag of crisps, or nachos, or Quavers or whatever and realising the bag's 2/3rds air. Two South Korean college students just proved how empty our snack vessels are, by paddling a raft made of unopened potato chip bags across a river. Read More >>

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Would You, Could You, Eat Cheesy Beans on Toast Flavour Crisps?

The preliminary stages of the Walkers "Do us a flavour" new type of crisp social media stunt are in, with six potential new flavours up for the vote. Read More >>

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Dead Shrew Flavour Kettle Chips Perform Poorly With Test Audience

A lucky couple responsibly enjoying a pack of Kettle Chips as part of a balanced diet were shocked and literally disgusted by the contents of the packet, finding a dead rodent at the bottom of the bag halfway through eating it. Read More >>

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Would You Swap Pub Grub Pork Scratchings for “Cock Scratchings”?

A pint of bitter, a gin and tonic and a bag of your finest deep-fried chicken skin please, barkeep! Read More >>

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This Pringles Dispenser Will Revolutionise Snacks In a Can

Pringles changed the world for the better when it released its perfectly-stacked potato crisps-in-a-can approach to snack food. But while the design helped to minimise broken crisps, it also made them harder to reach as you went deeper in the can—a problem that's now solved thanks to this brilliant contraption that looks kind of like a shoe horn that mated with a slap wrap bracelet. Read More >>