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McDonald’s is Reopening 11 Locations for Walk-Ins Next Week and Breakfast is Coming Back

McDonald's is making the bold move to reopen some of its locations for walk-in customers, but it's at restaurants in Roadchef service stations for takeaway and click-and-collect orders, so there'll be no sitting around chowing down on your french fries once you've picked up your order. Read More >>

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Police Roped in to Help Manage Huge Queues of Buffoons Lining up for McDonald’s

McDonald's threw open its drive-thru windows a couple of weeks ago, and has been swamped with customers who have lost all sense of reason, sitting for hours in their cars just to get a handful of fries and a limp burger. And now it's time for the police to get involved. Read More >>

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Nandos Gets Even Cheekier and Scraps Delivery Charge

In case you missed the news amongst the tidal wave of announcements from restaurants telling you they're open for business again, Nando's is one of them, and it's making takeout look even more appealing by doing away with the delivery and service charge. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Adds More Restaurant Locations for Delivery and Here’s Where They Are

McDonald's began reopening its drive-thrus last week, and now all 924 Drive-Thru restaurants should be up and running. But if queuing up for hours just to get a burger isn't something you're willing to do, you might be able to order delivery, as  the restaurant adds more eligible locations to its list. Read More >>

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McDonald’s is Reopening All of Its UK Drive-Thrus by Next Week

Prepare for the end times, as droves of people descend upon the golden arches for some takeaway fries and a burger, taking over roads and leaving carnage in their wake. Read More >>

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A Cheeky Nando’s is Back on the Menu

One of the UK's fast food staples is opening up its doors in a handful of locations, so you can once again confuse the Americans with suggesting a socially distanced cheeky Nando's. It doesn't take much. Read More >>

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Papa John’s Breakfast Pizza is Back This Bank Holiday Weekend Only

Earlier this month, we were exposed to the monstrosity/ inexplicable genius of Papa John's All Day Breakfast pizza that made its debut for the May Bank Holiday weekend before disappearing forever. Well it's back again this weekend, so if you missed out a few weeks ago, you're in luck. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Reopening Sees Backed Up Roads and Hour-Long Waits Because People are Crazy

I don't know what it is about people and fast food, but if you're rocking up to recently-opened burger joint, see a massive line of cars, and think to yourself "this is fine. I'd love to join this line of traffic and sit for hours in my car to get some french fries", you're not part of the problem: you are the problem. Read More >>

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KFC Celebrates Reopening 500 Stores With a Video Montage of Your Sad Fried Chicken Efforts

KFC has announced the reopening of 500 of its restaurants, meaning you can get your finger lickin' chicken delivered straight to your door and stop trying to crack the Colonel's recipe. Your attempts suck anyway, and KFC knows it. Read More >>

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Subway is Reopening 600 of its Stores Starting This Week for All Your Sandwich Needs

Subway has announced that it'll be reopening 25 per cent of its stores across the UK starting this week for takeaway and delivery only. Read More >>

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Environment Secretary Missing His Fast Food Fix Wonders Why McDonald’s and Co. Closed at All

A number of fast food chains closed their doors and drive-thru windows when the lockdown was announced, including the likes of McDonald's, Burger King, and KFC, but environment secretary George Eustice can't fathom why they bothered cutting off the public from those all-important burgers. In fact, he doesn't know why they bothered closing at all. Read More >>

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Get Your McDonald’s Big Mac Fix at Home With This Recipe

The fast food chain is in the process of reopening some of its restaurants starting next week on May 13 with 15 locations, with a limited menu and drive-thru or delivery options only. If you can't wait that long for a Big Mac, or won't see the golden arches light up in your vicinity, try out this recipe instead. Read More >>

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Papa John’s is Doing an English Breakfast Pizza for This Weekend Only

Between today, May 7, and this Monday May 11, you can order a pizza laden with an unholy combination of breakfast items from Papa John's. Read More >>

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Make Your Own KFC at Home With This Recipe That’s as Good as the Real Thing

Have you been missing your finger lickin' chicken? Well fret not, as the recipe for the Colonel's chicken - or at least so close that you won't be able to tell the difference - has been floating around the internet for a while, and now's the perfect time to give it a whirl. Read More >>

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Pandemonium at a Five Guys as People Behave Like Mindless Zombies With a Taste for Burgers

After restaurants closed their doors in March when the country went into lockdown, people have been champing at the bit to get their fast food fix again, and have lost all sense of common courtesy and decency in the process. Read More >>