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“Nonsense, Utterly Ridiculous & Should Be Ignored” – GCHQ On Trump’s Wiretap Claims

Intelligence agency GCHQ has had to take time out of its day to specifically refute Donald Trump's claims that it wiretapped Trump Tower during the election. Read More >>

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UPDATED: Facebook Employee Says They’re “Excited” to be “Right Wing’s New Fox News”

Update: Facebook has now responded to the post, see our update at the end. Read More >>

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Donald Trump Clarifies His Plans for Destroying the Environment

A remarkable thing occurred yesterday. It was a Sunday morning, and instead of critiquing last week's Saturday Night Live, Donald Trump decided to talk about all the things he’s going to change. He talked about lots and lots of things—including climate change. Read More >>

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Paris to Sue Fox News Over “Muslim No-Go Zone” Blunder

It must be wonderful being a Fox News anchor. Picture it; there you are, filled with hate for your fellow humans, surrounded by armies of lawyers and you’re free to spew out a never-ending stream of garbage aimed at making anyone stupid enough to listen feel as afraid, paranoid and anxious as possible. You don’t even require a fact checker half the time. Read More >>

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Dumb News Presenter Compares MH370 Hunt to That of Noah’s Ark

Fox News presenter Bill Hemmer mentally copied and pasted some wrong imaginary facts into his live report on the current whereabouts of flight MH370, comparing its disappearance and the subsequent search to that of the Titanic and, er, Noah's Ark. Read More >>

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Why Is the Fox News Room Full of Absurdly Giant Tablets?

Over on Fox News' website, Shepard Smith gives us a tour of the the Fox News Deck's upgraded studio which inexplicably features a team of staffers in the background working at what appear to be gigantic tablets. According to Smith, those are actually "information specialists" frantically pawing away at what Fox calls BATS, or big area touchscreens (most likely Microsoft hardware running Windows 8), that puts 55-inches of Twitter feeds and other news sources at their fingertips. What? Read More >>

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Fox News (Falsely) Reports iPhone 5 Will Have Laser Keyboard and Holographic Images

Loyal viewers of Fox 5 news will be pretty disappointed come September 21, when they discover their shiny new iPhone 5s have exactly none of the sweet features the NYC Fox affiliate has reported the phone to have. Read More >>