Hayu is a UK Streaming Service Dedicated to Reality TV Morons

Every now and then, we see a news story that makes us hope that the end isn’t too far off. Once services like Hayu launch, it’s tough to argue that the human race doesn’t deserve to die out. NBCUniversal has shitted out a streaming service for morons who like watching a bunch of prettier, pseudo-famous morons pretend to live out their real lives on TV. Read More >>

Smell Like Sunday Morning Every Day With This Kebab-Scented Perfume

The cast of nightmarish TV show Geordie Shore were tasked with coming up with a type of perfume. They decided the delightful smell of the doner kebab would be the sort of thing ladies would like to stick behind their ears. Read More >>