Avengers: Endgame’s Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks She’s Too Old to Be a Superhero 

This might tell us a little bit about what Pepper Potts is up to in what’s apparently her final Marvel movie, but it’s also a bit weird, considering Paltrow is seven years younger than her Marvel co-star Robert Downey Jr. Read More >>

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Goop’ Is Getting A Netflix Series

Apparently, there's no end to the audience for Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina-egg-peddling, lawsuit-settling women's "health" brand, Goop. Read More >>

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Named Worst Pseudoscience Of The Year

The "wellness" brand Goop, which is owned by Gwyneth Paltrow has not had a good year. Over the last several months, the brand has made headlines for promoting some truly bad and weird ideas... and now the company has been justly rewarded. Read More >>

You Could Get Ill if You Follow Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cookbook Recipes

If your culinary philosophy includes the belief that no kitchen is complete without a bamboo matcha whisk or a box of gluten-free pancake mix, then Gwyneth Paltrow is probably the lifestyle guru for you. Along with promoting sex-dust smoothies and $66 jade vagina eggs, Gwyn is of course an avid home cook with a library of YouTube cooking demonstrations and three cookbooks to her name. But following her recipes, it turns out, could make you ill—and not just because she once recommended dropping $4,739 on a gold-plated juicer. Read More >>

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A Women’s Health Magazine Just Printed Gwyneth Paltrow’s Terrible Health Advice

Gwyneth Paltrow, high priestess of sex-dust smoothies and £50 jade vagina eggs, is back with some more pseudoscientific health advice that you should definitely never follow. Read More >>

No, You Should Not Put Jade Eggs in Your Vagina Because Gwyneth Paltrow Tells You To

Gwyneth Paltrow — purveyor of £12,000 gold dildos and sex-dust smoothies — is back at it again with another oozing spoonful of Goop for your sex life. Ladies, it turns out that the key to life is sticking a jade egg up your “Yoni”. Read More >>