You Can Generate Your Own Anti-Coronavirus Slogan With This Nifty Tool

During this pandemic the government has shown that it's very much into slogans - specifically slogans that come in groups of three. STAY HOME > PROTECT THE NHS > SAVE LIVES, which has now been replaced with STAY ALERT > CONTROL THE VIRUS > SAVE LIVES. Read More >>

Sketchy Science Journal Publishes Article Titled ‘What’s the Deal With Birds?’

This past week, assistant zoology professor Daniel Baldassarre at SUNY Oswego published a paper in a supposedly scientific journal with the following abstract: Read More >>

This Website Generates Hilariously Accurate Fake British Dishes

OK, don't get all Brexit on me, but British food names are weird. Come on, they are. Toad in the hole? Rarebit? Neeps and tatties? As with our place names, the rest of the world looks at our menus and just goes "WTF?" Read More >>

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Kylo Ren Returns to Saturday Night Live for Another Round of Undercover Boss

And this time he only kills a couple of people. Truly, he’s growing. Read More >>

I Am Hooked on Riverdale Cringe Videos

I mostly watch Riverdale nowadays to make fun of it, and I don’t think I’m the only one. In fact, I can’t imagine there’s anyone out there who actually takes this show seriously anymore, including the show itself (with the occasional exception, like the Luke Perry tribute episode). Once you put a cult leader in a rocket, there’s really nowhere else you can go. But now, I may not even have to watch the episodes to get my Riverdale fill. I’ve found another way. Read More >>

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The Internet Reacts To The Original Star Wars

Imagine an alternate universe where the Star Wars movies were released in chronological order - where Episodes I to III were the original, beloved trilogy. How would the internet have reacted to the film that followed? Read More >>

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Start the New Year as You Mean to Go on With These Hot ‘Toss a Coin to Your Witcher’ Remixes

We ended 2019 obsessed with a gleefully dumb bard’s equally gleefully dumb banger of a tune. It’s a new year, a new you: so experience said gleefully dumb song in a slightly new way! Read More >>

What Would Happen If Funny Christmas Movie Accidents Happened in Real Life

You remember how in Home Alone when Joe Pesci’s character gets his head lit on fire with a blow torch for like 10 seconds straight? What would actually happen to a human if that happened in real life? The intrepid Mark Rober used chicken skin, a styrofoam head, and a beanie to find out. Read More >>

53 MPs Got Voted Out Yesterday, So Firebox is Sending Them a Present

There was a general election yesterday, and the results are in leaving Boris Johnson and the Conservative party holding a clear majority for the next five years. Unless he can convince parliament having another one in two years is a good idea. Read More >>

Hey Roku, Maybe User-Created Screensavers Are a Bad Idea

Humans can be wonderful. We can also be gross, horny, and prone to abusing any type of power given to us. Like, for instance, the ability to create Roku screensavers. Read More >>

A Drinking Game is the Only Sane Way to Try and Get Through Trump’s Impeachment Hearings

The first public hearings in the Trump impeachment inquiry begin today and they promise to be, if not explosive, then certainly mildly flammable, with Democrats and Republicans lining up on either side to tear a new dayglo-orange arsehole for or defend the US president to their dying breath. It’s bound to get ugly, and not only because most members of the US Congress look like they’ve just smelt a leak in their colostomy bag, so anyone tuning in would be forgiven for thinking inebriation will be the only way to make it through without throwing their TV/laptop/tablet/phone down the deepest hole they can find. Read More >>

Guy Gets DOOM Running on a McDonalds Cash Register

You think your gaming rig is impressive? Not anymore. Meet Ryan Edgar, a 19-year-old who has the wonderful honour of playing DOOM ... on a McDonalds register. Read More >>

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11 Of The Worst Mobile Phone Names

Last week a fresh iPhone 11 leak suggested that the new series would have a rather dire set of names. Read More >>

This SITE Generates FAKE Daily Mail Headlines for QUINOA-MUNCHING Lefties to SCOFF AT

If you're one those miserable left wing types that likes ruining everyone's fun, you might want to pay attention to this post. Someone on Reddit claims they've cracked the Daily Mail's headline formula and has put together a little website that throws up fake Daily Mail headlines. Headlines that will no doubt be hilarious if you read the Guardian, but will be infuriatingly inaccurate if you're a member of the Mail's legal and management teams. Read More >>