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ITN Wins Deal to Continue Doing Channel 5’s News

News provider ITN has signed a £35m deal with Channel 5 - or Five or 5 or whatever it calls itself these days -- to continue providing it with the news it puts on between showings of Kindergarten Cop and ideas too poor for Alan Partridge to bother firing up the dictaphone. Read More >>

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Forget Euro 2012, Egg Russian Roulette’s the Sport For Us

England have just won a glorious victory at the world Russian Roulette Egg Championships. That's right, national hero Jerry Cullen has managed what Rooney and co couldn't, and brought it home to England. The majestic triumph occurred in Swaton Lincolnshire, where Cullen beat the odds and left the competition with egg on their collective faces. Read More >>