Amazon Can Invest in Deliveroo After All, Says UK Competition Watchdog

The Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) says it's not worried about Amazon investing in Deliveroo anymore. Read More >>

Just Eat Announces Wild New Concept of ‘Lunch Breaks’ and the Internet is Having a Field Day

In a stunning show of its disconnect with reality, Just Eat has announced the launch of its 'Just Eat Power Hour' - an amazing new concept that allows employees to take a guilt-free hour away from work. Or what we and everyone other bugger likes to call 'a lunch break'. Read More >>

Just Eat Announces £10m Support Package to Help out Restaurants for the Next Month

The government has yet to tell venues like bars and restaurants to shut down, so businesses are doing all they can to stay open during the current pandemic to stay afloat. That burden has been eased somewhat by Just Eat, which has stepped in to help. Read More >>

McDonald’s McDelivery is Coming to Just Eat so Now We Can All Get in on the McAction

I don't think I've been this happy since the day I had my baby. It was a food baby. Still counts. Read More >>

Greggs and Just Eat Promise Nationwide* Delivery by Year End

Her Majesty's baked goods emporium Greggs has decided that Just Eat should be its sole and official delivery partner from now on, ending the current patchwork of local trials to declare that a nationwide delivery service should be in place by the end of 2020. Read More >>

The Best-Selling Christmas Day Takeaway Is… A Kebab

OK firstly, colour us surprised that you can even GET takeaways on Christmas Day. On a day when all the public transport evaporates and shops finally give up on flogging pre-Christmas 'deals,' apparently some kind folks will still bring you a burger to save you venturing outside. Read More >>

Just Eat’s Made Onion Bhaji Baubles

We spend quite a lot of our time reading press releases, turning to one another in despair and crying "but WHY?" Read More >>

Amazon Gives Up On Delivering From Restaurants In The UK

It might surprise you to hear that Amazon UK has its own rival to Just Eat, Deliveroo and Uber Eats, which is probably why it's closing. Amazon Restaurants has existed as a way for Prime members to get restaurant food delivered to them since September 2016, and has now announced it'll be shutting down on the 3rd of December. Read More >>

Asda Now Does Takeaway Pizza

Getting takeaway pizza just got a lot cheaper with the news that Asda is teaming up with JustEat to deliver its £6 pizzas to your doorstep. Read More >>

Just Eat Gives Regulators the Finger, Turns Credit Card Charges Into Universal ‘Service Charge’

Last year it was announced that as of the 13th January this year (aka this Saturday), companies in the UK would not be allowed to charge customers for using credit cards. Some say it was the EU cracking down, other say it was our own government, but regardless of who should take credit it was designed to save people from "rip off" charges on products or services they were already paying for. Read More >>

20 Per Cent Off a Takeaway Is Your Friday Night Special Deal of the Day

It’s almost the weekend, and almost time for us all to stop thinking about our hateful jobs, detestable bosses and that potentially-worrying medical problem that we really ought to get looked at. Read More >>