For £262,000, This Clockwork Machine Will Save You the Hassle of Writing Your Own Name

Are you a billionaire suffering from wrist cramps brought on by the endless stacks of cheques you need to endorse? A two-pound rubber stamp is one solution, but more befitting of your fiduciary status could be Jaquet Droz’s Signing Machine, which uses sophisticated clockwork mechanisms to flawlessly recreate your signature. Read More >>

Forgetting a £80,000 Pair of Diamond-Saturated Headphones on a Plane Would Be Tragic

Thanks to Onkyo, throwing on a pair of fancy rose gold Beats headphones is no longer a status symbol. Compared to Onkyo’s new Diamond Headphones which will be available — to a select few — for somewhere around £80,000, those rose gold ear goggles you were so proud of might as well be just another boring pair of white iPhone earbuds. Read More >>

A £24,000 Coffee Table That Floats Like a Hoverboard

If it’s not made of gold, furniture recovered from the Titanic, or extraterrestrial materials salvaged from a meteor, you’ll need one heck of a gimmick to convince people to spend £24,000 on a coffee table. And that’s probably why Siren Design Studios made its Teles Taxídi table float like a hoverboard. Read More >>

Your Arse Totally Deserves This £20,000 Chair That Makes You Feel Weightless

Stop and think about how many hours you spend sitting in an office chair hunched over a computer. Don’t you think your bum deserves to be cradled in something more luxurious than whatever was on sale at Ikea? The Elysium chair isn’t cheap, but it’s brilliantly engineered to make you never want to get up again. Read More >>

Drive Like a Rothschild in the Top 10 Best Luxury Cars Money Can Buy

If you won the lottery, what car would you buy? It's an impossible question, right? The best luxury cars can feel so out of reach, it's like torture just thinking about getting behind the wheel of anything but your Fiesta. But, when those numbers come up (and they will, BELIEVE), hopefully, it'll be a bit picking a motor easier after reading this piece. Read More >>

Even Tiny Flats Have Room For This Collapsable Sauna

Living in a tiny urban flat means you have to learn to live without certain amenities. Thanks to a German company called Klafs, a sauna doesn’t have to be one of them. Its new Sauna S1 folds away like a telescoping camera lens, so it’s no bigger than a bookshelf when not in use. Read More >>

How to Turn a Supply Vessel Into a £42 Million Luxury Yacht

Most million-pound luxury yachts just look like giant versions of the cabin cruisers you can find at a local marina. The Kilkea, however, is based on a supply vessel platform, so it has a unique industrial look to it. But with an estimated price tag of £42 million, it promises to be far more luxurious than a freighter. Read More >>

The Next Obscenely Monstrous Cruise Ship Will Have an Entire Race Track On It

The arms race that is mega cruise ship design ticks one minute closer to midnight on the doomsday clock of obscenity as Norwegian Cruise Lines has revealed its next luxury ship will include the world’s first two-level floating race track. Read More >>

A Tiny Drivable Jaguar Replica Might Be the Perfect Car For Big City Commutes

The worst parts of driving to work in a crowded city are the traffic and finding parking. But with a fifth-scale replica of a Jaguar XK120 in your garage that’s small enough to squeeze inside a lift, suddenly you’re not limited to just driving on roads, or finding parking in a busy garage. Read More >>

Your Next Tricked-Out Gaming PC Deserves a Luxury Yacht-Shaped Case

If people pouring many thousands of pounds into upgrading a Honda leaves you scratching your head, elaborate PC builds might baffle you even more. Some people take great pride in their sick computers, though, and what better way to show off than with a luxury yacht-shaped case? Read More >>

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It’s OK to Put Star Wars Toys on Your Desk When They’re Fancy £1,350 Pens

Unless you work at a startup that’s trying desperately to be hip, adorning your desk with mountains of Star Wars toys probably isn’t encouraged. But when you pay over £1,350 for a fancy pen from S.T. Dupont Paris that just happens to look like a spaceship, you can display it wherever you want. Read More >>

Ford’s New Luxury Car Seats Adjust to Individual Bum Cheeks

Leather interiors and copious legroom used to be the hallmarks of a luxury vehicle. But Ford is about to completely redefine what luxury means when it introduces a 30-way adjustable power seats that even lets drivers ensure that both of their bum cheeks are comfortable, even if they both require individual settings. Read More >>