The Company Offering £100,000 for the Perfect Robot Face Should Choose Luigi

British engineering firm Geomiq is now accepting submissions from the public to be the literal face of a “state of the art humanoid” robot slated for production in exchange for £100,000, CNET reported on Tuesday. Read More >>

Nintendo Says Mario isn’t a Plumber Anymore, Proving Everything is a Lie

Everything you know is a lie. It doesn't matter how sure you are about something, I'm now telling you that you are now wrong. The world has been flipped upside down because Nintendo has come out and told everyone that Mario is not a plumber. Not anymore anyway. Read More >>

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One of the Largest Jigsaw Puzzles in the World Made Harder as Video Game Stop Motion

“Wildlife” is a very big jigsaw puzzle. Clocking in 33,600 pieces, it ranks among the largest manufactured jigsaw puzzles in the world and will set you back over £300. But if you think it’s hard enough to do on its own, imagine turning it into a stop motion movie of classic video games while you assemble it. Read More >>

Super Mario Run’s Android Release Date Finally Announced By Nintendo

If you've been anxiously waiting for news on the Android version of Super Mario Run, there's finally some good news from Nintendo. While iOS users got the game all the way back in mid-December, Droid fans have a little longer to wait, but it is coming: in March 2017, apparently. Read More >>

Did Nintendo Blow It With Super Mario Run?

After tonnes of hype, Nintendo finally released Super Mario Run, its first Mario game for a mobile platform. In its first 24 hours, the game was downloaded more than five million times, according to app tracking companies, and made between £3.2 million and £6.7 million worldwide, depending on who you believe. Read More >>

Mario is Coming to iOS

Pokémon Go was never going to be the end to Nintendo's mobile gaming plans. Now Tim Cook and Shigeru Miyamoto have revealed that the much-loved Mario will be coming to iOS devices in the form of Super Mario Run. Read More >>

The Mario Bros. Get a Drug-Fuelled Goodfellas Treatment

Plumbers can only climb so high in Brooklyn — and Mario and Luigi are looking to fly. Read More >>

Power-Up Your Walls With This Super Mario Bros. Level 1-1 Poster Set 

It’s considered to be one of the most perfectly designed video game levels of all time because it introduces players to new gameplay concepts without an instruction manual. And if you have fond memories of Super Mario Bros.’ Level 1-1 (who doesn’t?) you can now immortalise it on your wall. Read More >>

Another Super Mario Bros Movie? Nintendo’s Miyamoto Teases Cinematic Return

Game-to-movie adaptations are notoriously bad, and you can't discuss the medium without acknowledging the ghoulishly bizarre attempt that was 1993's Super Mario Bros' film. With it's thematically dark dystopian setting and only passing resemblance to the gaming franchise, it was such a flop as to scare Nintendo off of considering any other movie options since. But that may be about to change, according to legendary Nintendo designer Shigeru Miyamoto. Read More >>

Man Denies Complaining About Masturbating Mario Happy Meal Toy

An apparently furious father who claimed a Mario 'Happy Meal' toy appeared to be making gestures associated with pleasuring oneself over images of female popstars is the victim of a prank, it's claimed, with a friend somehow tricking the national press into thinking a dad thought a toy was being rude. Read More >>

If Nintendo NX Looks as Good as Mario in Unreal Engine, I’m Buying One

We're used to seeing Mario run amok in a colourful world made of blocks, plants and mushrooms - but what if he turned up somewhere a little more... real? No, the above image isn't a Dark Knight-style gritty reboot of the Italian plumber's backstory, but is Mario placed inside Unreal Engine 4 by YouTuber aryoksini. Read More >>

Playable Mario for Your Computer Desktop is a Great Way to Get Fired

Between social media, Tumblr and gaming hubs, it's as if there weren't enough opportunities for you to get into trouble for mucking about at work when you should be, ya know, working. Now a bloke named Aaron Randall has developed one more... Read More >>

A Super Mario Bros. Plush Thwomp is Perfect for Pillow Fights

Do you remember the first time a Thwomp unexpectedly fell from the sky to end your life while playing Super Mario Bros.? Of course you do, it was as traumatizing as it was frustrating. But it also gave you a greater appreciation for Thwomps as an enemy to be feared, and a better understanding of why this cushion would be perfect for pillow fights. Read More >>