Ancient Nokia 3310s Find Love As Sex Toys

You don't need much of an imagination to work out exactly how an old mobile phone might be used as a sex toy. And anyone who has ever owned an old Nokia will know that they are well-placed to be excellent in this regard because they have, shall we say, good vibrations. Read More >>

Masturbation Breaks at Work Would Increase Office Productivity

Here's something that could make 2017 the best year on record -- officially endorsed masturbation breaks in the office. Five minutes off, or as long as you need, to reduce stress and give yourself something to work towards during the day. Cross all the items off your "to do" list by 3:30pm and off to the cubicle you may trot. Read More >>

Ballsy PS4 Fan Caught Masturbating Over Games Console in Shop

You read that correctly. A chap has been caught getting his jollies off to a PS4, and we’re flabbergasted. The man in the red hat is the pervert in question, and what’s truly incredible is the sheer balls he shows. He doesn’t even try to hide what he's getting up to, simply dropping his trousers and bashing one out in the middle of an aisle, despite the presence of nearby customers. Read More >>

9 Animals That Masturbate (Other Than Humans)

Humans didn’t invent masturbation. We get the urge because our ancestors did too, even back to the earliest mammals and reptiles. It’s likely that as soon as animals evolved brain circuitry that made stimulating sexual organs rewarding, individuals started taking the opportunity to reward themselves. Read More >>

The Man Who Invented Corn Flakes Really Really Really Hated Masturbation

We know John H. Kellogg as the man who invented Corn Flakes and unleashed bran-filled diet fads on an unwary 19th century public. But he was also the author of an influential sex education book that was all about the dangers of self-pleasuring. Read More >>

The Free Flexor Weight Looks So Much Like Wanking, It Can’t Be Real

OK. Seriously. The Shake Weight was one thing. But I can understand how that was just an innocent female-oriented workout aid that was appropriated by immature internet cads. But this thing? There's no way it's not overtly about jerking off. Read More >>