bikes
Cycling Doesn’t Knacker Your Knackers

A survey that examined the compressed and squeezed genitals of men who identify as cyclists has found that they're all one hundred per cent fine, with no sexual or urinary deficiencies noticed in people who wear special shorts and take pleasure from rubbing themselves on extremely hard seats. Read More >>

health
Your Shower Curtain is Making You Infertile

The chemicals that abound in today's modern fabrics, electronic devices and clothing are ruining the fertility of the men of the world, with researchers claiming as few as one in four of us may have good quality sperm – plus the average, er, volume we produce is down by a quarter since the 1940s. Let's compare! Read More >>

porn
Actual Proper Scientists Say Watching Porn Makes You Better at Sex

Watching porn all the time is not necessarily the end of your useful life as a man, with new research suggesting that men who sneak off to use the computer for a furious few minutes with the speakers turned off may actually end up being better at real sex as a result. Read More >>

tv
300,000 People Publicly Admit to Liking Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson has been polarising opinion again, and this time it's something more serious than if shirts should be tucked into jeans or not when you're quite fat. Read More >>

wtf
Docile Men Wanted to Satisfy Demands of Brazillian Women

The town of Noiva do Cordeiro in south-east Brazil is apparently so packed with women they're having to advertise for men to come and fulfil their needs -- and meet their list of behavioural demands. Read More >>

history
Men May Have Evolved Bigger Jaws to Survive Fights

Some of our early ancestors may have evolved their chunky brows and sturdy jaws not because of dietary or environmental reasons, but as a defence against the fists of rival men battling for that last tasty dinosaur burger or the affections of the hairiest lady in the village. Read More >>

google
Google is Home to the White Male Nerd Stereotype

Google has yielded to public pressure to reveal stats about the makeup of its employees, publishing the above chart showing just how white and male it is. It's the boys-only sixth-form computer club of the adult world. Read More >>

wtfriday
Grandad Choked to Death Before Wild Night With Prize Prostitutes

86-Year-Old Johnny Orris, from Illinois in the US, was entered into a competition by his grandson. The prize? Sex with two prostitutes in a Nevada brothel. Charming. If that's not strange enough, it's reported that Orris died shortly before the encounter, after choking to death on his pre-sex steak dinner. Read More >>

health
School Offering “Man Days” to Teach Fatherless Kids Basic Male Tasks

Suggesting the lack of a male role model in the lives of kids can act as a "barrier" to their educational and life progress, one Essex school is taking matters into its own hands by offering boys lessons in how to be more of a man. We hope they accept mature students. Read More >>

food
Enjoy a Meat Facial With Bacon Shaving Cream

You eyes do not deceive you, although your nose might get a bit confused by what the hell is going on. It's Bacon Shaving Cream, a grooming product for men who enjoy a lingering meaty residue. Read More >>

design
Would This New Urinal Design Make Men Wash Their Hands?

Here's a problem about guys: many of us don't wash our hands after using the toilet. It might be general grossness or everyman laziness or being too trusting your own hygiene or being too drunk or taking on a drive through mentality with a urinal but if you monitor a men's bathroom, you'll see many folks skip the sink. Read More >>

lego
Are Modern Society’s Woes Caused by Angrier Lego Men?

The once cheerful little Lego men are suffering from some sort of modern angst, with a survey of the facial expressions of the little plastic people finding they're angrier and snarlier than they were in the olden days. Are they turning our kids into raging monsters? Read More >>

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science
Heavy Stubble Makes You More Attractive

Science has finally put to bed the debate over whether you should bother shaving or not. Apparently you're at your most attractive with heavy stubble -- defined as a good 10-day growth -- so dump that cutthroat razor and start attracting members of the opposite sex again. Read More >>

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wtfriday
Husband Discovers Wife Was a Man After 19 Years of Happy Marriage

A 64-year-old man was left rather confused and angry after discovering his wife of the last 19 years originally left the factory as a man. She didn't tell him about her earlier, pre-sex-change life as a bloke. Read More >>

science
The Answer to a Longer Life Is to Whip Off Your Knackers

It’s a known fact that women live longer than men. Unfortunately, us blokes are just set to die-off earlier. There is something you can do about it, though, but you're definitely not going to like it. Want to live longer? Lose your balls and join the castrati. Ouch. Read More >>