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Look at This Enormous Alligator

Golf hazards like sand bunkers and lakes might ruin your day—but one hazard at Buffalo Creek Golf Course in Palmetto, Florida could end your life. Read More >>

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What the Hell’s This Giant Thing Swimming up the River Thames?

Footage of what appears to be a large creature swimming in the Thames has been posted online, and nobody knows what it is. In classic mystery video fashion, the cameraman seems incapable of actually locking onto what he’s supposed to be filming, so we’re only treated to the briefest of glimpses of a dark, fish-like shape ducking underwater. Read More >>

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Female Music Fans Want Headphones that Don’t Mess Up Their Hair, Says Monster CEO

Women, according to Monster CEO Noel Lee, are more bothered about headphones that don't mess up their hair than tiresome old things like audio quality. That's a summary of several quotes attributed to the man at the launch of a new range of headphones -- designed for women. Read More >>

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Monster Suing Dr. Dre Over Beats Fiasco

Monster has sued Beats Electronics, manufacturer of ubiquitous Beats by Dre headphones, because Monster says it invented Beats, and that Beats stole its property. It's been clear for years that Monster designed the headphones, but does the company really have a legal claim to any of Dr. Dre's Monster money? We're about to find out. Read More >>

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Monster Gets into Crowded Wi-Fi Speaker Gig

Monster has announced three new Wi-Fi and Bluetooth speakers at IFA, with the S1, S2 and S3, boosting its SoundStage range with an "elegant leather top surface and sleek, ultra-slim design." Read More >>

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Beats by Apple Makes Monster’s Big Mistake Even Bigger

Apple's move to buy Beats for $3 billion (£1.7 billion) is a big deal, and not just because it's the biggest acquisition in the company's history. But for Monster's Noel and Kevin Lee, the original brains behind Beats, all it means is extra salt in the wound. Read More >>

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Adidas Originals X Monster Headphones for That Upside Down Run-DMC Look

After blinding all CES goers with dazzling 24K over-ears, Monster's latest headphone partnership is with Adidas Originals. Now your cans can match your Samba sneakers, meaning no head-to-toe Adidas suit will be complete without them. Read More >>

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Greatest Pharmacist Ever Prescribes Anti-Monster Spray for 6-Year-Old

If there's an award for the most adorable prescription of the year, pharmacist Jeff Dodds of Watford City, North Dakota has this year's title on lockdown. And all it took was some creative labelling and a very sleepy six-year-old girl with a monster problem. Read More >>

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Monster’s 24K Headphones are Even More Ridiculously Pimp; Adidas Originals Cans Coming Soon

Just in case you thought celebrity-endorsed headphones were a thing of the past, Monster used CES as the opportunity to announce its latest offerings to the headphones market, including a fresh new partnership with Adidas Originals. Read More >>

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Beats By Dre: The Exclusive Inside Story of How Monster Lost the World

There's never been anything like Beats By Dre. The bulky rainbow headphones are a gaudy staple of shopping centres, planes, clubs, and pavements everywhere: as mammoth, beloved, and expensive as their namesake. But Dr. Dre didn't just hatch the flashy lineup from his freight-train chest: The venture began as an unlikely partnership between a record-industry powerhouse and a boutique audio company best known for making expensive HDMI cables. Read More >>

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Monster Is Making Gaming Headphones for EA Sports

Monster, after having tried to replace Dr. Dre with anything they could think of last year, is now trying its hand at making gaming headphones. Called MVP Carbon, Monster teamed up with EA Sports to create a giant Monster made headset complete with a microphone. Read More >>

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NASA on Mercury’s Craters: “Anyone Else Think This Looks Like the Cookie Monster?”

The Messenger spacecraft has photographed some neat craters on Mercury's surface and NASA thinks they look like the cookie monster. What kind of magic cookies are you eating, NASA? Hmmm, wait. I think they are right. Read More >>

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Smart HDMI Cables Tell You If You’re Getting an SD, HD, or 4K Signal

It's no secret that you don't have to spend a small fortune on the HDMI cables connecting your home theater gear. But that doesn't stop Monster from charging hundreds of pounds for its cords, justifying the costs with features like glowing signal indicators. Read More >>

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American Children are Actually Taught Nessie Is Real

No, really. Children in some US schools are being taught that the Loch Ness monster is a living dinosaur, as evidence against evolution. What the hell? Read More >>