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Morrisons Is Going To Charge 20p For A Paper Bag

The PR war on plastic continues with the news that supermarket chain Morrisons is jacking up the prices of its reusable plastic bags to 15p, and introducing paper bags for 20p. Read More >>

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Morrisons Launches “Posh” Salads for Those Still Bravely Swearing Off Sausage Rolls

Supermarket Morrisons, no doubt furious with itself for not having the idea of launching a vegan sausage roll for the 2019 health kickers, has done something vaguely interesting in the austere world of the salad instead. It's dreamed up some new combinations of meats and vegetables, which it's putting in boxes so they may be described as posher that their plastic potted peers. Read More >>

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Morrisons Now Sells 3-Minute Nutella, Toblerone & Smarties Mug Cakes

Winter in Britain is always a depressing affair: grey skies, numb toes and even higher energy bills. But if there's one thing that can make anything better, it's cake – especially easy-to-make, hot cake. Which is exactly what Morrisons has just launched. Read More >>

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Morrisons Launches Dragon Egg Avocados

Avocado aficionados will no doubt be saying "holy guacamole" over the latest addition to Morrisons' produce range: a heckin' giant avocado that can make twelve portions of av-on-toast all by itself. Read More >>

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Morrisons Humours Curry Moaners With New Hottest Supermarket Dish

Morrisons is looking to win the hearts, minds, and desensitised tongues of the serious curry eaters across the nation, as it's launched a new ready-made curry described as the flaming fiery phaal – an eight-chilli-rated threat to your throat containing a variety of scorpion chilli. Read More >>

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Morrisons Introduces ‘Quieter Hour’ For a Calmer Shopping Experience

Supermarket Morrisons has announced that it will be rolling out a nationwide weekly 'Quieter Hour' to 493 of its stores. The Quieter Hour is intended to benefit customers with autism and those who are affected by sensory stimulation. Read More >>

environment
Morrisons is Asking Customers to Bring Reusable Tubs to Help Cut Down on Plastic Waste

Plastic has been in the news a lot today, as supermarkets and companies get named and shamed for using too much plastic that will likely end up clogging up our oceans with no hope of breaking down anytime soon. While there have been big efforts to reduce plastic usage, particularly stuff that can only be used once or can't be recycled, Morrisons is taking things a step further by asking customers to play their part and bring in their own reusable containers. Read More >>

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Morrisons Launches “Mum Only” Checkouts to Make Shopping Easier for Her on Mother’s Day

Supermarket Morrisons has got a great Mother's Day present for the suffering woman who agreed to sire you a child -- special "mums only" checkout queues on Sunday so she can wrestle the shopping home a bit quicker. Read More >>

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Morrisons is Doing Vegetable Selection Boxes Now, and They Only Cost £3

These days if something is even remotely popular then you can probably get it in some sort of box with a bunch of similar things. Vegetables are far from the exception, since boxes of random seasonal produce have been available for several years. They can be pricey, because it's all organic, locally sourced, all natural, paleo, gluten free, and super-vegan. Read More >>

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Morrisons’ Footlong Sausage Roll is a £1 Ticket to Obesity

Do you love pastry-based food, and the inevitable obesity that comes from eating too many? Step aside Greggs drive-thru, because there's a new player in town. Morrisons' £1 footlong sausage roll. Read More >>

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Morrisons Wins Retail Lottery With Amazon Grocery Supply Deal

Shares in UK supermarket Morrisons have gone through the roof today, thanks to news that it's set to supply the goods to Amazon for the latter's Pantry and Prime Now food deliveries. Read More >>

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Morrisons Data Breach Lawsuit Suggests People are Becoming More Aware of Cybercrime

Shortly after (sort of) being crowned the best place to boogie on a Sunday afternoon, Morrisons is bracing itself for a bumpy ride, with over 2,000 employees set to take legal action against the supermarket. Back in 2013, the personal details of almost 100,000 members of staff were posted online, and workers reckon Morrisons should have done more to protect their data. Read More >>

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The Person With the Best Music Taste in the Country is a Robot DJ Working for Morrisons

If you’re not too proud to deny standing in the middle of HMV, all your birthday money in hand, thinking MAKE IT RAIN to Linkin Park, you’ll know music has something to play in how we purchase. Read More >>

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Morrisons Boss Adds Beyonce to New In-Store Playlist

David Potts, the new boss of supermarket group Morrisons, has agreed to staff pleading to change the music played in his cavernous warehouse shops. Beyonce, U2 and The Cure are among artists set to be played in the background as you search the end racks for all the cheap biscuits. Read More >>