animals
The International Mission to Get Bao Bao the Panda Laid

Bao Bao the giant panda is on her way to China today and National Zoo Director Dennis Kelly only has one thing on his mind: smokin’ hot panda sex. Read More >>

animals
First Sea Lion Pup Born at Zoo for Over Three Decades

This post was very difficult to write. Every time I managed to get a few words on the page, I would start making ridiculous noises. Look at its little flippers! Its face! Those large eyes! Read More >>