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NSFW: There are No Words to Adequately Describe This Tiger King Dildo

If I were to tell you I got an email about a Tiger King dildo, I still don't think that would be enough to prepare you for the monstrosity you're about to lay your eyes on. Read More >>

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YouPorn Made its Own Version of TikTok, But Deliberately Filled With Porn

TikTok is the latest big thing in the social media world, essentially functioning like Vine if Vine hadn't limited its videos to a few seconds in length. Obviously, being a service that's used by the yung-uns, it's not supposed to have porn on it - which is why YouPorn is stepping in with its own porn-filled alternative. Read More >>

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The Quiet Joys of ASMR Porn (NSFW)

I am watching a video of the outward crevice of a human’s large intestine. The cavity, exposed in the cold light of day, is isolated from the owner’s body; it pulsates to what sounds like wet dog food squishing in the palm of a hand. It is, at turns, grotesque, then abstract, suggestive of the hungry mouth of a carnivorous sea creature. It is what a high-minded curator might call “liminal” in a thesis on the postmodern diaspora as expressed in avant-garde video art. Instead, it appears next to CGI videos demonstrating high-speed penis enlargement on the platform xvideos.com; it is titled: “Butthole Asmr Intense Licking Shivers.” Read More >>

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Even Sex Toy Makers Think Watchmen’s Big Blue Dildo Is ‘Extreme’ (NSFW)

In the third episode of HBO’s Watchmen series, Laurie Blake aka Silk Spectre pulls out a gigantic electric blue dildo. It’s an obvious sight gag – her ex is a blue man who can control his size, right down to the most intimate level. That said, it does raise some questions. Like, how would the “Electromagnetic Lithium Powered Excalibur” even work? Would a 13 by 4-inch vibrator even be enjoyable? What kind of parts are we looking at here? Did HBO fuck up in the construction of their sex toy? Read More >>

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LoveHoney’s Black Friday Discounts Should Stay Exciting Long After You Unbox It

Grabbing a bargain on a big TV or that Lego set you've been eyeing for a while can be exhilarating. But that feeling will end eventually. Even if you don't notice it happening you'll eventually get used to the thing you bought and that will be it. Read More >>

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Have Some Porn for Your Ears

Horny audiophiles lusty for more sundry alternatives to raw-dog banging, here ya go: Caroline Spiegel, the 22-year-old sister of Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel, is serving you an audio and text-only platform for erotic storytelling. In Bloomberg and Wired profiles, Spiegel – who launched “Quinn” as a website while a student at Stanford – announces that she’s taking the site mobile, where users can listen to, read, and upload their recordings for approval, eliminating the turn-offs of monitors, ad breaks, and desks. Read More >>

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Catfish Fetishists: The Men Who Get Off on Getting Scammed Online (NSFW)

It’s Thursday night and Eddie is looking for action. He scrolls through Twitter hoping to find the woman of his dreams. Finally, he finds her, or someone who looks a lot like her: A woman going by the name “Katfish Princess” who describes herself as “hot, greedy and completely fake.” Read More >>

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Pornhub Wants to Buy Tumblr and Restore All of the Lost Porn

Tumblr ain't what it used to be. After being acquired for somewhere in the region of £840 million by US telecommunications company Verizon Media Group in 2006, its proud new owners recognised a problem: Tumblr couldn't find profitability. Also, porn was everywhere. Read More >>

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Horny Fans are Hyping for Avengers Endgame by Searching for it on Pornhub

The hype for Avengers Endgame is now in full swing, especially since the film is out tomorrow and getting great reviews. Of course there are plenty of places for hype to build up, and one unlikely source (or likely, depending on your point of view) is the sex-kingdom that is Pornhub. Apparently Avengers-related searches have gone up by 2,912 per cent in the past week or so. Read More >>

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The Fake Sex Doctor Who Conned the Media Into Publicising His Bizarre Research on Suicide, Kink, and Bestiality (NSFW) 

Warning: This article includes discussion about suicide and sexual assault. The subject sometimes speaks about sensitive mental health topics with language that departs from best practices. Read More >>

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CES 2019: AR Porn is a Thing Now

When it comes to adopting new technology porn is generally ahead of the curve. Streaming, virtual reality, and all sort of other things get picked up by the industry pretty early on, and it looks as though Augmented Reality is no different. That's right, there's AR porn now. Read More >>

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How ’90s Cybersex Pioneers Looked for Action and Found Community

If you take a peek at the back pages of 1990s computer magazines, you’ll find plenty of ads for data recovery services, toner cartridges, and bulk shipments of computer disks. Look even closer, and you’ll discover a now-almost-forgotten world of early digital erotica and sexual chat services. Read More >>

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10 NSFW Christmas Presents That’d Shock Your Mum

Not everyone wants a set of socks and a box of smellies for Christmas. Sometimes your relationship is just... grosser than that. Siblings, partners, BFFs -- whoever you can tell your dirtiest jokes to, this list is for them. Read More >>

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Egyptian Officials Are Pissed Off About an Alleged Nude Photoshoot on the Great Pyramid

Egyptian authorities are not very happy with a video taken by Danish photographer Andreas Hvid, who climbed what appeared to be the Great Pyramid of Giza, took a video of himself and a female friend what was euphemistically termed a “naked embrace,” and then uploaded it to YouTube in the past week, CNN reported on Saturday. Read More >>

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Google Axes ‘Fanfiction’ Tab That Suggested Grinch and Minions Porn

Earlier this year, Google revamped its search engine on mobile devices, adding tabs for “the most common and relevant subtopics” to the top of results. Search for, say, The Grinch, on your phone, and you might see a suggested tab listing upcoming showtimes. Or, until Wednesday, one called “fanfiction” that surfaced stories like “How the Grinch Stole My Virginity.” Read More >>