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AI-Generated Candy Heart Messages to Get Your ‘Sweat Poo’ Swooning

A lot of people are banking on a future ruled by artificial intelligence, but in its current form, AI can still be hilariously dumb. Read More >>

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2018’s Winter Olympics Will Have More Condoms Than Ever

Less than two weeks from now, some of the world’s greatest athletes will descend upon South Korea for the Winter Olympics. Also descending upon the host city: a fuck-ton of condoms. Read More >>

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Pornhub Is Making Smart Sex Toys That Sync With Porn and, Strangely, Look Like Power Tools

As the biggest porn site on the internet, Pornhub already dominates the landscape when it comes to what people get off to. Now the company is also making a push to control how people get off, with a new line of interactive sex toys that sync with Pornhub videos. Read More >>

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VR Porn Company Promises Only Consensual ‘Back Door Intrusions’ After Researchers Discover Security Hole

Researchers at UK-based security firm Digital Interruption found that the app, SinVR, included a buried function called “downloadallcustomers.” After the researchers reverse-engineered the app, the function allowed them to manually—you guessed it—“download a list of all users,” according to Digital Interruptions. Read More >>

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Learning About Animal Genitalia Is Really Fascinating Stuff

Meet Patty Brennan, she has one of the most interesting jobs that anyone could possibly ever have because she’s an evolutionary biologist who studies the genital structures of sharks, birds, snakes, and more. Basically, she finds out how animals screw. And it’s much more complicated than you’d think, because of spiky hemipenises, corkscrew spiral penises, reinforced vaginas, and so much other good stuff. Read More >>

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A Look Back at the Films and TV Shows of 2016

Do you want to take a look back at 2016? Yeah, me neither. I’ve blocked out so much of what happened last year that I’m not even sure if it was a memorable year for film and TV shows. If I squeeze my brain really hard to remember: Spider-Man was fun in Captain America: Civil War, the trailer for Arrival looked great (I didn’t watch the actual film yet), Game of Thrones ruled this season, Westworld was a show people like to talk about way too much, and that’s about it. I’ve forgotten everything else. Read More >>

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Check Out the Overhead Shots in Films by Martin Scorsese (NSFW)

It’s fairly easy to recognise a film made by Martin Scorsese: there are scenes in slow motion mixed with wonderful long tracking shots. The stories are often about gangsters or corruption or New York, and you can bet De Niro or DiCaprio will be in them. Oh and his movies almost always include overhead shots — or as Jorge Luengo Ruiz, the person who stitched together this video, calls it: “God’s view”. And you know God would definitely watch Scorsese. Read More >>

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Porn Plays on Electronic Billboard During Traffic Jam [NSFW]

Around 1pm yesterday in Jakarta, commuters were treated to an impromptu porn screening. Sadly, police were able to cut power to the jumbotron billboard after approximately five minutes. Read More >>

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The Seven Scariest Movie Scenes of All Time

What movie scene scared you the most when you first watched it? Was it something embarrassing? Or is it something you’re still scared of, and if you see anything resembling it in real life, you completely freak out? Read More >>

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Virtual Reality Sex: Coming Soon to Headsets Near You (NSFW)

The 1992 film Lawnmower Man generated a lot of buzz at the time of its release. As a film about virtual reality (VR), you might think that it was the vivid representation of this startling new technology that grabbed people’s attention. Read More >>

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Seeing How Sex Dolls Are Made Is Hauntingly Eerie (NSFW)

Being inside a sex doll factory and watching all that plastic nakedness get shaped is much more haunting than it is titillating. It gets unsettling, like if you were trapped inside a scene from a horror movie and couldn’t get out. But it’s also somewhat intriguing, just to see the mixture of products and body parts that they put together in a puzzle to shape a doll. Read More >>

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Funny NSFW Animations Show the Absurd Ways Our Bodies Can Go Wrong

Here’s a totally silly look at the absurd ways that our bodies fail us. Aisha Madu’s short animation, Bodily Dysfunctions, is a riot that just keeps getting weirder, more ridiculous and more explicit with each pass. Read More >>

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This Painting of a Wolf Is Actually Hiding Three People in Bodypaint

Bodypaint artist Johannes Stötter is famous for hiding the human body in the shape of animals with the perfect amount of shading and the right mixture of paint. This time he painted three women into a sculpture of a wolf. If you’re looking closely, you can see the shape of the person on the wolf’s belly and back. But the head of the wolf is so well done that it hides the last bodypainted person wonderfully. Read More >>

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Short Animation Shows How Beer Is Destructively Necessary (NSFW)

Directed by Nerdo, this short animation interprets the poem about beer from Charles Bukowski. It’s so dark, bitingly true, and totally spot on about the dependency that someone could have on beer (or wine, whiskey, whatever). We get in the mind of a man who has accepted what alcohol has done to him but feels the need to keep on going. Read More >>