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Pornhub Data Shows New Lockdown Rules Aren’t Really Changing Our Wanking Habits

It's not really news to say that being stuck inside on a lockdown was sending people flocking to the porn sites, especially the porn sites that offered free access to their normally-paywalled premium content. But lockdown is slowly being relaxed in England and (to an extent) Northern Ireland, while Scotland and Wales continue with stricter measures that were imposed at the end of March. How has this affected the porn-watching habits? Apparently not that much. Read More >>

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Porn Filters Save Dominic Cummings From Additional Heap of Shame

The least popular outside advisor since Yoko Ono was saved additional online shaming by the social networks' automatic pornographic filters, which decided that they did not want to fill their sidebars up with variations on the name Cummings. Read More >>

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Hull Schoolkids Told to Research Porn With Inevitable Consequences

Teachers at a school in Hull are having to be very sorry indeed at the moment, after an extremely ill-advised piece of homework asked pupils to "define hardcore porn" and, well, they all went home and stuck that into Google and you'll be amazed to hear what happened next. Read More >>

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Pornhub Enlists Porn Stars to Teach You About Social Distancing and Hand Washing

Apparently there are still people in the world who can't get their head round the whole pandemic thing, either not washing their hands properly or simply going out and gathering en masse to do stupid shit - like clapping for the NHS on Westminster Bridge in big crowds. So Pornhub is getting involved. Read More >>

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Pornhub Launches SFW Parody Site Scrubhub That’s All About Washing Those Filthy Hands

Pornhub is helping to spread the message that people need to be washing their hands by launching a parody site, with the donations going to two charities that have sprung up in response to the pandemic like a pair of turgid penises, cocked, loaded, and ready for action. Look, this is a mildly porn-related story, so there's got to be at least one reference to genitalia. Read More >>

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Pornhub Traffic Has Been on the Rise the World Over Since We’re All at Home With Nothing to Do

The lockdown has left a lot of people stuck at home – either working, on furlough, or well-and-and-truly shafted – and the coping mechanism in these uncertain times is something we all take comfort in: a good old wank. Read More >>

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How to Avoid the Allure of Porn When You’re Working From Home

With coronavirus making businesses reconsider whether their staff really need to commute to an office to get their jobs done, lots of people are suddenly finding themselves working at home. It's a big transition if you're not used to it, and there are plenty of obstacles to deal with if you're in your own house and not surrounded by colleagues. Read More >>

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Of Course There’s Coronavirus Porn

If it exists there is porn of it, and if porn doesn't exist someone will make it. That is the mantra of Rules 34 and 35 of the internet, and while that list was mostly 4chan nonsense these two have held true time and time again. The latest example is, naturally, the coronavirus. It's a big thing, hitting headlines across the world, and naturally there are several themed videos on Pornhub. Read More >>

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YouPorn Made its Own Version of TikTok, But Deliberately Filled With Porn

TikTok is the latest big thing in the social media world, essentially functioning like Vine if Vine hadn't limited its videos to a few seconds in length. Obviously, being a service that's used by the yung-uns, it's not supposed to have porn on it - which is why YouPorn is stepping in with its own porn-filled alternative. Read More >>

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Porn Block Age Verifiers Sue Government Over Scheme’s Cancellation

The government's facing a legal challenge over its decision to give up trying to turn back the tide of internet pornography, with four of the companies that were to profit from the UK's mandatory age verification gates asking for around £3m in damages to cover lost earnings and expenses spent. Read More >>

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Pornhub Goes Hard on Privacy With Tor Mirror Sites

You can now enjoy your porn-viewing sessions with the added security of knowing prying eyes are going to have a time of it. Read More >>

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A Deaf Man is Suing Pornhub for Not Having Enough Subtitles

Some would argue that Pornhub (and its associated sites) has done quite a bit to improve the accessibility of its site, what with a new site for the visually impaired and close captioning on some videos for the deaf. But apparently that isn't enough, because the company is being sued for not having enough closed-captioning subtitles. Read More >>

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Victims Win £9.9 Million in Lawsuit Against GirlsDoPorn

Twenty-two women have won $13 million (£9.9 million) in a years-long lawsuit alleging a predatory scheme by GirlsDoPorn, a site that hosts purportedly one-time pornographic videos featuring “amateur” university-age women and teen girls. The women provided evidence that the company lured them into shoots under false pretenses, intimidated and coerced them into performing, and shared the images online without their consent. They sued a total of 13 affiliated businesses and individuals, including owner Michael Pratt, actor Andre Garcia and videographer Matthew Wolfe. Read More >>

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Pornhub Users Value Politics Over a Good Wank, According to the Site’s Stats

The general election has been and gone, but the most important stats have yet to be disclosed; were people still getting their end away? Read More >>

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The Quiet Joys of ASMR Porn (NSFW)

I am watching a video of the outward crevice of a human’s large intestine. The cavity, exposed in the cold light of day, is isolated from the owner’s body; it pulsates to what sounds like wet dog food squishing in the palm of a hand. It is, at turns, grotesque, then abstract, suggestive of the hungry mouth of a carnivorous sea creature. It is what a high-minded curator might call “liminal” in a thesis on the postmodern diaspora as expressed in avant-garde video art. Instead, it appears next to CGI videos demonstrating high-speed penis enlargement on the platform xvideos.com; it is titled: “Butthole Asmr Intense Licking Shivers.” Read More >>