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MPs Can’t Stop Trying to Watch Porn at Work

If you paid attention to British politics last year, you'll know all about Damian Green and the accusations that he'd been watching porn at work. Accusations that led to his eventual resignation from the cabinet. Then the new university-watchdog Toby Young drew controversy from an article where he claimed to be a 'porn addict'. Well it looks like those two aren't the only porn-lovers in the government. Read More >>

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The Government has Admitted That Porn Age Checks Could Harm Small ISPs and Increase Fraud

The government has been trying to implement strict age verification on porn websites for a good few years now, and they're finally set to come into effect in May. The move has been criticised quite a lot, for a variety of reasons, and the government has admitted that everything isn't sunshine and rainbows. Read More >>

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Of Course More People Have Been Looking for Star Wars Porn on XHamster Recently

Star Wars has always been big. Ever since the very first film hit cinemas and made George Lucas rich beyond his wildest dreams. Now that Disney has ownership of the franchise Star Wars has become an annual event, with intense hype surrounding each annual instalment. With Star Wars on everyone's minds right now, it should be no surprise that people have been after something more adult-oriented. Read More >>

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Pornhub Debuts its First Ever Hanukkah Ad, Because Porn Isn’t Just for Christians

For the past two years the good people at Pornhub have released Christmas adverts to show how wonderful the gift of premium porn subscriptions can be. But many people already know that Christmas isn't the only holiday celebrated in December. Read More >>

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AI is Being Used to Create Fake Celebrity Porn, Because of Course it Is

AI is one of the new big things in the tech industry, with an immense amount of hype surrounding the concept of machine learning and utilising it for the greater good of mankind. And then there are the people using AI to make more convincing fake celebrity porn - using AI to stitch celebrity faces into porn videos with greater accuracy than ever before. Read More >>

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Google Gives 10,000 People the Worst Job in the World

Google is Doing Something about the latest scandal it finds itself in (YouTube/comments/paedophiles), revealing a plan to boost its video content moderation team to as many as 10,000 people. That's 10,000 people who will be watching awful YouTube content, day in, day out, like the millions of children around the world their paymaster profits from. Read More >>

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People Have Been Searching for Meghan Markle on Pornhub for Some Reason

If you took a look at any major media company over the past few days, you'll see a single topic popping up again and again. Because one of the Royal Family is getting married. Harry is one of the important ones, so people care when things happen in his life. Plus they love weddings. Read More >>

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Pornhub is Opening Up a Real life Shop Too

This week Amazon launched its own physical retail pop-up in London, designed to promote its Black Friday deals. It seems this is a popular idea though, because noted paddlers of online nakedness Pornhub have announced that they too will get their own physical shop in New York City. Read More >>

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Facebook Algorithms Find Christmas Card Offensive

This painted image of a robin has been deemed too rude for Facebook, with the site's autonomous scanning and filtering systems rejecting it from inclusion in sales listings for being an adult item or some sort of advert for sex. Read More >>

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Audible’s Machine Learning Lets Romance Novel Lovers Skip to the Porn

Admittedly I've never read anything remotely close to a romance novel, but I can only assume that people read them for the same reasons people read Playboy or watch porn. Not for the plot or the articles, if you know what I mean. But they still have plenty of fluff that passes for plot that you have to read through. Well Audible's going to help you if you just want the good parts. Read More >>

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Just Got Yourself an Apocalypse Bunker? xHamster Will Fill it With Smut

After the end of the cold war, people who decided they needed end-time shelters were generally seen as nutters. The kind of people who thought the world would in in 2012, or that a biblical apocalypse is coming to doom us all. Nowadays, though, with North Korea, El Presidenté Trump, Brexit, Catelonia, global warming, and all that doom and gloom, those people don't seem so crazy. Read More >>

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How Did Ireland Entertain Itself During Hurricane Ophelia? By Watching Porn

Remember last week? While we English (and possibly Welsh) people were staring at the pretty, possibly apocalyptic skies, Ireland was heading into the worst storm the country had seen for a very long time. The country was shut down as a result, with everyone being warned to stay indoors. How do you stay entertained when you're inside all day? You watch porn. Read More >>

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XHamster is Hell Bent on War, With its Own Porn-Watching AI

Last week Pornhub announced that it had started implementing machine learning in its service, with an AI that loves nothing more than watching porn and analysing it to identify porn stars. Not wanting to be out done, xHamster has revealed that it too has a porn-addicted AI, and it's totally the best one around. Read More >>

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AI Can’t Wipe Out Humanity if it’s Too Busy Trying to Detect Porn Stars on Pornhub

In recent years there's been a lot of talk about AI becoming a serious threat to humanity, but maybe Pornhub has the solution to keeping the machines occupied and averting the apocalypse. Yes I'm talking about giving AI access to porn. Read More >>

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Pornhub is Launching a New Site Mode for Visually Impaired Users

The internet is basically made of porn, as most people will be aware. The downside is that people who don't have perfect vision aren't able to enjoy it as much. So Pornhub has gone and optimised its site with the goal of making its site more accessible for use who suffer from vision impairments. Specifically those who are blind, have low vision, or are colour blind. Read More >>