Say “I Suppose You’ll Do” With a Poundland Engagement Ring

Are you a man? Have you been badgered into proposing even though there are few taxable benefits to the union nowadays? Then why not show your disillusionment with the institution of marriage by proposing with a Poundland engagement ring. Read More >>

Poundland’s Toblerone Disruptor Twin Peaks Returns in Fruit and Nut Variety

The aisles of your regional Poundlands are literally jammed with pallet loads of Twin Peaks bars at the moment, as the bargain retailer tries to capitalise on last year's amazing popularity of its Toblerone homage by piling them high for Christmas of 2018. And the pressure to trough out is about to get higher for anyone still bravely resisting boarding the Christmas chocolate-for-lunch-and-dinner train already, as a fruit and nut Twin Peaks launches tomorrow. Read More >>

Poundland’s Sex Elf in Danger of Becoming Beloved Christmas Tradition

Last year's so-called Christmas was RUINED by Poundland and its strange series of sex-related elf adverts, a social media push that was eventually and pointlessly banned by authorities, and guess what? It's happening again. Poundland would very much like everyone to start talking about it for the next four weeks, even if it's only saying it's run by a bunch of sickos and should be boycotted. Read More >>

Poundland’s Homegrown Toblerone Replacement, Twin Peaks, is Coming Back Next Friday

Last year Poundland finally launched Twin Peaks, a chocolate bar designed to be a cheaper alternative to the Toblerone. It's a bar that has a contentious history, because Toblerone-makers Mondelez sued Poundland claiming the chocolate was a breach of copyright. Mondelez seemingly won that argument, and Poundland agreed it would redesign the chocolate so that it was more like the Wrekin and Ercall hills that supposedly inspired it - and a little bit less like Toberlone's triangles. Read More >>

Poundland Warns That “Poundland” Should Not be Used as an Insult

Poundland threw a wobbly on the internet yesterday, after the social account manager for the Thameslink rail franchise apologised for poor service by saving its schedules have been "a bit Poundland" of late. Read More >>

Poundland’s Sexist Christmas Elf Ads Get Retrospective Ban

The Advertising Standards Authority has been exposed as a toothless advisory body with zero power to save us from the evils of marketing, as it's finally taken action on Poundland's bizarre rampant sexist Christmas elf social media campaign -- in February. Read More >>

Poundland’s Offering a Dirt-Cheap Three Course Valentine’s Day Meal Deal for Just £5

Expect to see a lot more stories like this over the course of the next week. We've already pointed out that Greggs, Wetherspoons, and one branch of McDonald's are all offering Valentine's Day meals, but there's an even tackier alternative out there: Poundland. Read More >>

Poundland Not Yet Sorry About Sexual Harassment Elf Ads

Poundland appears to be trying to pull a Greggs with its latest festive marketing campaign, in which a sexually suggestive elf causes trouble of a kind that hasn't been endorsed by a major retailer since the 1980s. Read More >>

Poundland’s Toblerone Homage is This Week’s eBay Scalper Target

The long running saga of the Poundland Twin Peaks bar — a rough legal and confectionery equivalent of the Toblerone — has taken a new turn this week, as the launch of the bar seems to have been attended mostly by people looking to sell them on a for a profit on eBay. Read More >>

Poundland’s Toblerone Goes on Sale Next Monday, But Only in Limited Quantities

After what seems like a lifetime of legal battles, Poundland and Toblerone-maker Mondelez have finally come to an agreement over the former's discount knock-off. The twin-peaked Twin Peaks bar will finally go on sale next Monday, but there are only ever going to be 500,000 of them on sale. Read More >>

Poundland Has Launched a Brand New Range of £1 Sex Toys

When you're out shopping you tend to have a list of stuff you need. Milk, bread, fruit and veg, stuff like that. Well Poundland is hoping to sell you something a little bit different the next time you pop in to buy some dirty cheap produce. The discount chain has just launched its own range of sex toys, and before you ask yes they are all £1 each. Oh and there's herbal Viagra as well. Read More >>

Poundland is Selling Sex Toys, and Guess How Much For

Poundland has apparently been found selling vibrators within its eclectic aisles, offering something known as the Bullet for its usual RRP of just £1. You could buy 50 of them and make a lovely vibrating foot rest. Read More >>

Poundland Told Not to Say Everything is £1

The UK's advertising watchdog has told Poundland to stop boasting that everything it sells is £1 -- because it's not. Read More >>