Ryanair Says it Probably Won’t Detonate its Business to Make a Point About Brexit

You'll never guess what. Ryanair has backtracked ever-so-slightly over its boss's pronouncement that he'd like to ground his fleet to teach Brexit voters a lesson, with the flier saying it'll try not to deliberately make anyone's life harder or stop them going to nice places. Read More >>

Ryanair Cancels Hundreds of Flights After ‘Messing Up’ Pilot Holidays

Budget airline Ryanair has said it'll cancel 40-50 flights every day over the next six weeks as pilots take last minute holidays. Read More >>

Ryanair is Cutting Passengers’ Hand Luggage Allowance

Ryanair has announced that it will no longer be letting passengers take two pieces of hand luggage onto its planes, in order to try and ease delays. Read More >>

Ryanair Begs Airport Pubs to Stop Selling Booze for Breakfast

The traditional 7:35am pre-holiday flight three-pint nerve-calmer session could be under threat, as budget flier Ryanair is trying to convince passengers and the travel industry at large that stopping airport pubs from selling booze first thing in the morning is a good idea. Read More >>

Parents Give Toddlers Wheelie Suitcases to Bend Ryanair’s Baggage Rules

Travellers on Ryanair flights are bending the rules in a novel way, using children as young as two-years-old as baggage mules to carry on little suitcases hitting the 10kg limit in order to get as much stuff on flights for free. Read More >>

Ryanair Promises Cheaper Flights Galore Through 2016

Holiday enabler Ryanair has said its fliers should see an average drop in fare prices of around 7 per cent this year, as it embarks on a wide range of price cuts designed to keep its planes full and batter the competition. Read More >>

Eh? Wonga, Ryanair and Tesco Are Some of the UK’s Most Improved Brands

We shit you not. Despite Tesco’s long, long list of problems and the fact that everyone hates Wonga and Ryanair, the companies appear to have gone up in our estimations. According to the YouGov BrandIndex, the British public have heard a lot more positive things about the three firms of late, so they're being rewarded with a bit more positive press. Read More >>

Ryanair Forced to Pay Compensation to Delayed Passengers

The UK's Civil Aviation Authority is asking Ryanair to surrender and start paying compensation to delayed passengers, after the latest European Court of Justice ruling found that airlines are liable for last-minute technical problems that delay flights. Read More >>

Ryanair Won’t be Going Transatlantic After All

Ryanair has gone on the record to quash previous rumours that it was about to launch flights to the US, saying it "...has not considered or approved any transatlantic project, and does not intend to do so." So forget the dream of a £10 trip to Miami. Read More >>

Ryanair Going Transatlantic for £10 US Flights Before 2020

The board of budget flier Ryanair has approved a move to take the company to the US, with flights to New York, Boston, Chicago, Miami and more scheduled to depart within the next five years. Read More >>

Ryanair Tweaks Fleet to Fit in More People and Increase Legroom

Ryanair has placed a huge $22bn (£13.6bn) order for a fleet of Boeing 737 MAX 200 aeroplanes, which it'll be filling with a potential 197 passengers. A reorganisation of the insides should allow it to fit more people inside and slightly improve knee clearance for lanky travellers. Read More >>

Ryanair’s New Business Plus Tickets Have Seats by the Emergency Exits

Budget airline Ryanair, responsible for the ludicrous suggestion that it would allow for standing-only cattle class flights if only it were allowed, is today introducing a new Business Plus ticket. Read More >>

Crazed Ryanair Passengers Loot Drinks Trolley in Fury Over 24-Hour Delay

A nightmare Ryanair flight -- featuring an emergency stopover for medical treatment, a re-route to an alternative airport and a bus journey -- kicked off in terrifying fashion, with furious passengers said to have looted the duty free trolley and abused staff during their delay-hit ordeal. Read More >>

Does Ryanair’s Profit Warning Show We’re Tired of Penny-Stealing Small Print?

Last week, Ryanair warned investors that there'd been a "perceptible dip" in bookings for September and the rest of the autumn, a fall that could show we're moving on from pursuing the cheapest prices in favour of getting the fairest treatment and not having to pay £1.50 for a Twix. Read More >>

At Least Airline Badboy Ryanair Doesn’t Overbook its Flights

Consumer site Which? has conducted some research into the shady world of airline flight overbooking, the practise of selling more seats than physically fit in the aeroplane to ensure planes fly full even if a few people don't show. Nine out of the 14 flight providers ask admitted to routinely overbooking their routes. Read More >>