food
Morrisons Increases Breakfast Sausage Content by 50 Per Cent

The number of sausages you get with the new Morrisons cooked breakfast has defied current food industry shrinkage trends and increased, with the supermarket's newly launched Big Daddy breakfast option raising the sausage count from two to three. And they say the UK can no longer innovate. Read More >>

art
Ketchup Christ Adds to Greggs’ Sausage Roll Blasphemy Hell

Artist Nathan Wyburn has weighed in on the bizarre meat baby Jesus story, inspired as he was to pick up a sausage roll and use a portion -- or several portions -- of ketchup to create a figural devotional representation of the face of the adult redeemer. Read More >>

health
Eating Even Two Rashers of Bacon a Day Significantly Increases Your Cancer Risks

In an announcement that’s guaranteed to cause misery around the world, the World Health Organization (WHO) has said that processed meats are definitely, definitely carcinogenic. Yep. That greasy fried breakfast you had this morning was actually worse for you than you already knew it would be. Read More >>

environment
Locals Suggest £90k Anti-Flood Sausage Won’t Work

This enormous thing has become known as the Chertsey Sausage, the media-friendly name for a temporary flood barrier the army and Environment Agency have stuck alongside roads in Surrey. Some like it, some try to climb it, some think it's a waste of time. Read More >>

foodmodo
Cupcake-Filled Sausages Are Beyond Gross

Gizmodo salutes culinary daring—the egg waffle is still one of the great breakthroughs of our time. But pizza in a jar? Not pizza. And meat sausages filled instead with chocolate and grilled crispy? Disgusting. Read More >>