Simon Cowell Turning His Shit-Locating Divining Rod on the Technology World

The next collection of unbearable idiots to be steered to success by Simon Cowell's conveyor belt of the grotesque might come from the tech world, with the TV talent mogul apparently lining up a quest to find the world's next gadget-creating entrepreneur. Read More >>

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Sony X-Factor Headphones Review: I Somehow Love These Gross, Gaudy Celebrity Headphones

Sony X headphones are everything we hate: Ostentatious, overpriced gear that's nothing more than a cynical celebrity cash grab. In a world with justice and truth, such gaucherie wouldn't exist — but we kind of love these headphones anyway. Read More >>

Simon Cowell Sending Reality Show Winner to SPACE

According to quotes apparently coming from Simon Cowell today, a deal with Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic space tourism venture could see the winner of 2012's Britain's Got Talent sent into space on one of the first private space trips. Read More >>