These Heinz Tomato Ketchup Truffles Were a Lot Tastier Than We Thought They’d Be

Heinz has teamed up with Fortnum & Mason once again for a special surprise this Valentine's Day - Tomato Ketchup truffles! Sounds disgusting. So of course, we had to try them. Read More >>

The Pixel 4 and 4XL are Bargains in Currys’ Valentine’s Sale

Whether or not you've got someone buying you sugary things and beheaded flowers this Valentine's Day, Currys PC World is thinking of you. Read More >>

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Forgot to Book a Valentine’s Day Restaurant? Lidl’s Got You Covered

Despite January having taken ten billion actual years to finish, somehow February 2020 is going at a ridiculous pace. Which means quite a few people didn't realise until today that it's Valentine's Day, and they are way too late to get a good table at a fancy restaurant. Read More >>

Forget Your Love Sausage This Valentine’s Day – M&S is Flogging Heart-Shaped Cucumbers

Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and if your one true love has forsaken your love sausage, you're in luck with M&S' Love Cucumber. Read More >>

Domino’s is Giving Away a Year’s Worth of Pizza to the Person Who Can Capture Its Heart

In what is undoubtedly a misguided attempt at a Valentine's Day promo that should by all accounts end with a slew of dick pics in its DMs, Domino's has announced that it's newly single and wants to be wooed. Read More >>

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10 Valentine’s Day Gifts You Can Buy at the Very Last Minute

Valentine's Day is on the 14th February every single year, yet somehow, some years it just slips your mind. Perhaps you agreed not to buy gifts but then your pesky SO went and did so anyway. Or maybe time has got away from you and somehow it's two days away and you're now scrambling for a decent gift idea. Read More >>

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Valentine’s Gifts For Your *Real* True Love: Your Phone

Let's be honest. No partner can ever really live up to a smartphone. No not like that, pervert, I mean in terms of general companionship. The world loves a good smartphone, and it's not hard to see why. They allow us remote access to the sum total of recorded human knowledge, they let us instantly communicate with everyone we like or care about, we can access media from wherever we are, and of course they let us look at funny pictures of cats and capture virtual monsters with magic powers. Beat that, spouses! Read More >>

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10 Pawfect Valentine’s Presents For Cats and Their Human Servants

"It's come to this, like I knew it would. Since I'm now single for good, I know just what I gotta do -- I gotta go get myself a fucktonne of cats!" Read More >>

5 Sort-of Romantic But Definitely Nerdy Movies to Stream for Valentine’s Day

Most folks can content themselves with swooning over The Notebook, but nerdy genre fans might want a little time-jumping or severed limbs or robots to go along with their romantic movies. We’ve scoured the big streaming services to find 10 geeky movies all about love, just in time for Valentine’s Day viewing. Read More >>

Boiler Company Jumps on Valentine’s Day Bandwagon With This Bizarre Deal

If you're looking to get a new boiler installed, then you can schedule it for Valentine's Day for the chance to get your gas bill paid for the whole year. Read More >>

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KFC Scratch ‘n’ Sniff Moonpig Valentine’s Day Cards Are a Thing You Shouldn’t Be Sending to Anyone

What could be more romantic than a shabby-looking, fast-food themed card that stinks of fried chicken? Literally anything else. Read More >>

Amazon Being Amazon, It’s Having a Sale for Valentine’s Day

Valentine's day is next week, and obviously like any holiday it means all the big companies are trying to sell you shit. Because that's all holidays are now, and it's got to the point where companies make up their own special days to sell even more shit - like Prime Day. But I digress, and realise there is a point to this story that doesn't involve anti-consumerist bitching. Amazon is having a sale again, because Valentine's Day is next week. Read More >>

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10 Failsafe Valentine’s Day Presents For Anyone, Even You

We're a cynical bunch here at Giz UK, and frankly we have no time for soppy, lovey-dovey Valentine's gift guides that encourage you to spend money you don't have trying to buy someone's love. Besides, this is 2020: everything's on fire except our loins. Read More >>

These Tomato Ketchup Truffles Heinz is Rolling out for Valentine’s Day Sound Godawful

Bored of getting your SO the same old chocolates every Valentine's Day? Well why not entertain yourself by handing over a box of these ketchup truffles, sure to go down like you on the stairs, when you're relegated to the sofa. Read More >>

Tesco Says its Finest Meal Deal is Just as Good as Restaurant Food, Which Will be a Popular Excuse Come Valentine’s Day

There's a lot of pressure applied to Valentine's Day, especially if you're the man and your partner is a woman. The pressure is definitely on to go out for a nice meal, especially if you're a rubbish cook, where they will try and force you to pick the special Valentine's Day menu that served food that doesn't seem as nice as the regular menu but costs twice as much for no discernable reason. Read More >>