Four Geeky and Occasionally Romantic Movies to Stream on Valentine’s Day

It’s the most romantic season, but we're all poor and your well-worn DVDs of The Princess Bride and Shaun of the Dead could use a rest. Fear not, nerds! We’ve scoured the big streaming services to find sweet (and not-so-sweet) genre picks perfect for Valentine’s Day viewing. Read More >>

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PornHub Has Made an Album to Bone To

If you've ever been the nominated DJ for your scheduled long-term-relationship obligation-bang, you'll know how hard it is to pick an appropriate musical soundscape for sexual congress. Read More >>

Valentine’s Themed Food Onslaught Continues With Asda’s Heart-Shaped Pizza

Supermarkets everywhere are trying to capitalise on our frugal natures these days, offering their own take on the romantic Valentine's Day dinner that would normally require a lot of effort or a trip to a nice restaurant. Asda is taking a slightly different approach, though. It's just launched a pizza shaped like a heart and decorated with smaller hearts. Because a regular round pizza just won't do. Read More >>

M&S Has Made A ‘Love Sausage’ for Valentine’s Day

We're used to bonkers meat-based foods being released for Christmas, but Marks & Spencer has won the entire game with today's announcement of its Valentine's Day special, the Love Sausage: Read More >>

We Joined Samsung’s Fridge-Based Dating Site For Science

A bit of a change from the relentless Galaxy S10 leaks, this: Samsung has launched a dating site based on the contents of your fridge. Obviously, we had to join. Read More >>

These Are The Valentine’s Day Deals From, Er, Vodafone

Anything's an excuse for an offer these days. Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Thanksgiving, Christmas, the New Year, Blue Monday, and now Valentine's Day. Read More >>

Zizzi Will Split A Restaurant In Half For Valentine’s Day Lovers And Haters

Italian restaurant chain Zizzi is going to split one of its London restaurants in half, divorce-style, to accommodate people who both love and hate Valentine's Day. Read More >>

Facebook Tries to Make Going ‘FB Official’ Cool Again

Facebook really wants you to make it “FB official,” send your loved one a shedload of cascading hearts, communicate in heart-eyes emoji, and keep tabs on your partner’s availability to chat. It’s almost as if Facebook has a fundamental misunderstanding of how people are using its platform. Read More >>

AI-Generated Candy Heart Messages to Get Your ‘Sweat Poo’ Swooning

A lot of people are banking on a future ruled by artificial intelligence, but in its current form, AI can still be hilariously dumb. Read More >>

Poundland’s Offering a Dirt-Cheap Three Course Valentine’s Day Meal Deal for Just £5

Expect to see a lot more stories like this over the course of the next week. We've already pointed out that Greggs, Wetherspoons, and one branch of McDonald's are all offering Valentine's Day meals, but there's an even tackier alternative out there: Poundland. Read More >>

Skipping Greggs for McDonald’s Valentine’s Menu is Probably the Fastest Way to Get Dumped

Last week came with news that some unlikely places would have their own Valentine's Day meals  for couples who can't get tables at expensive fancy restaurants. Well step aside Greggs and Wetherspoons, because McDonald's is doing the same thing. Read More >>

Now Wetherspoons is Offering ‘Romantic’ Valentine’s Meals for the Low Price of £20

Earlier this week Greggs announced that it would be accepting Valentine's Day bookings at five locations, for couples who want to spend the evening together eating pasties and doughnuts. Now Wetherspoons has announced it's doing something similar, charging couples £20 for a romantic meal. Read More >>

You Could Spend Your Valentine’s Day in the Romantic Ambience Of Greggs

Valentine's Day is just over two weeks away, putting a pressure on couples across the country to spend a bunch of money on cards, flowers, and other crap lest their partners decide they don't love them any more. If you can't cook worth a damn that also involves going out for dinner, and if you somehow forgot to make a reservation then Greggs has your back. Read More >>