Watch Some Animals Eat Each Other While They Bone

Humans do some pretty freaky shit in the bedroom, but it usually falls short of decapitating and eating each other. Some of our cousins in the animal kingdom do not avoid these trifling taboos. Read More >>

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All the Best Gifts for the Person That Hates Themselves

So 50 Shades Darker, the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey just hit cinemas. The consensus is that it's absolute drivel, but people are bound to go and see it anyway. Because they hate themselves, they're masochists, they were duped into thinking it's good, or because they were forced to. Read More >>

We’re Doing Valentine’s Day Wrong – It Should Be a Socialist Holiday Instead

Western civilisation can do amazing things. I mean, I look at skyscrapers, the Enlightenment and computers. It has a pretty decent track record. Read More >>

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone, Pornhub Wants To Be Your New ‘Bae’

Forget chocolates, tacky greeting cards, flowers that are technically already dead; Pornhub are giving the people what they really want this Valentine's Day - free (premium) porn. Read More >>

Don’t Worry, Alexa Will Be Your Valentine

It's almost Valentine's Day, but if you're feeling anxious that you won't find love by the 14th, fear not: Alexa will be your Valentine. Read More >>

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London Besieged By Porygon As Pokémon Go UK Valentine’s Day Event Kicks Off

The first Pokémon Go event of 2017 is live in the UK now, having kicked in just after 7pm last night - and Londoners haven't been able to move for Porygon since. Read More >>

Brits Are WAY More Loyal To Our Broadband Providers Than Our Partners

As the calendar drags us interminably towards February the 14th and its many, many smug Facebook engagements, lots of us unintentionally audit our romantic lives. Are we happy with our partners? Is it time to get back on Tinder? Did we settle for Dependable Devon instead of risking rejection from Perfect Paris? Read More >>

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Buy The One You Love A Long-Stemmed Yoda This Valentine’s Day

For the second year running, nerd paradise shopping website ThinkGeek is doing Star Wars bouquets for Valentine's Day, and this year's is exceptional. Read More >>

Valentine’s Day: A Last Minute Guide on Not Spending it With Your Hand

We know, we know -- it's a scam. Overpriced cards, watered down champagne, puke-worthy twee stuff everywhere. But there's no avoiding it -- Valentine's Day is every bit the money-grabbing institution. And, sadly, it's one that half the country seems to have bought into. So, in an attempt to play nice and avoid dying a lonely, bitter husk, you've got to take part. Read More >>

Crave Vesper Review: A Stealth Vibrator That’s Also a Necklace

Let's face it. There are two reasons you'd want to use a vibrator: because you are a gadget-lover who can't imagine anything, including sex, without a little technology involved; or because you just want to have an orgasm, and fast. But with the Crave Vesper, there is a third possibility. Read More >>

Lonely this Valentine’s? Why Not Make a Horrifying Rubber-Mouthed Kissing Pillow?

No, these aren't the latest additions in Buffalo Bill's new line of homeware accessories. These are examples of the "Make-Out Practice Pillow", a frankly terrifying DIY project for those that want to touch-up on their smooching skills. Read More >>

Some Hi-Tech Sex Toys to Give Your Valentine’s Date a Little More…Buzz

Yeah, yeah, I know, Valentine's Day is just a consumerist Hallmark holiday, not really a celebration of true love, blah blah blah. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with this extra-special evening -- so rather than jewellery or flowers, why don't you increase the luuuurve with something that makes your beloved go "ooh" and "aah." Literally. Oh, and NSFW, because...duh? Read More >>

Send This Love Equation to Your Nerdy Valentine

The Batman Equation is great, but Batman is a sociopathic egomaniac. Totally not appropriate for Valentine's day. Send the Love Equation instead: Read More >>

Google Gets All Mushy On Us

It’s Valentine’s Day and even Google’s gone all soft on us for this Hallmark Holiday with a disgustingly cute video of a man trying to win his Valentine’s heart. Read More >>

A 7p ASDA Valentine’s Day Card Shows Just How Much You Love Them

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner (it’s the 14th of February for those that need reminding), but we’re on the peak of a double-dip recession. So what’s a fellow to do when he’s skint, but absolutely must follow the crummy traditions of a Hallmark Holiday? How about a 7p Valentine’s Day card? That’s sure to do the trick. Read More >>