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Valentine’s Gifts For Your *Real* True Love: Your Phone

Let's be honest. No partner can ever really live up to a smartphone. No not like that, pervert, I mean in terms of general companionship. The world loves a good smartphone, and it's not hard to see why. They allow us remote access to the sum total of recorded human knowledge, they let us instantly communicate with everyone we like or care about, we can access media from wherever we are, and of course they let us look at funny pictures of cats and capture virtual monsters with magic powers. Beat that, spouses! Read More >>

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10 Pawfect Valentine’s Presents For Cats and Their Human Servants

"It's come to this, like I knew it would. Since I'm now single for good, I know just what I gotta do -- I gotta go get myself a fucktonne of cats!" Read More >>

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10 Failsafe Valentine’s Day Presents For Anyone, Even You

We're a cynical bunch here at Giz UK, and frankly we have no time for soppy, lovey-dovey Valentine's gift guides that encourage you to spend money you don't have trying to buy someone's love. Besides, this is 2020: everything's on fire except our loins. Read More >>

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Crave Vesper Review: A Stealth Vibrator That’s Also a Necklace

Let's face it. There are two reasons you'd want to use a vibrator: because you are a gadget-lover who can't imagine anything, including sex, without a little technology involved; or because you just want to have an orgasm, and fast. But with the Crave Vesper, there is a third possibility. Read More >>

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The Perfect Valentine’s Day Card for Our Times

You haven't made Valentine's Day plans yet. That's okay! Who needs 'em? Manufactured holiday, singlehood empowerment, overpriced prix fixe menus. But if you must make a romantic gesture next month, let it be this card. It sums up modern relationships pretty much perfectly. Read More >>

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How to Eliminate Your Ex From Your Facebook Timeline With Just a Few Clicks

Valentine's Day is done and dusted, which means everything could be terrible, if you stuffed up last night or something. But things might get just a tiny bit better with a new app that 'Eternal Sunshines' your Facebook timeline of your former ex quickly so you never have to worry about running into them again. Read More >>

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How to Make a Bunch of Roses Using Duct Tape

In this hatefully commercial world we live in, nothing says "I love you" on Valentine's Day like a bunch of red roses. But if you can't locate a florist, or your partner has a sense of humour, why not try making a bunch using duct tape instead? Read More >>