food
Newsagent Food of Last Resort Goes Vegetarian Too

The emergency food of young people with strong constitutions, bulletproof metabolisms and zero sense of shame is going vegetarian too, as pre-packaged burger specialist Rustlers is about to launch a meat-free choice for the casual eaters and microwave-owners of the nation who buy food and vaping fluids from the same outlet. Read More >>

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The Vegetarian Butcher Launches New Plant-Based Line in Supermarkets and Will Be Touring the UK

Meat-free butchers are a thing again as we hurtle towards World Vegetarian day on October 1. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Launches Vegetarian Happy Meal for Self-Determining Kids

Today is turning out to be quite the historical turning point in the history of non-meat, mass market foodstuffs, as a full vegetarian McDonald's Happy Meal is launching, to join the Greggs vegan sausage roll on the lunch options list of both the soft and hard vegetarians. Read More >>

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Meat Aisle Masturbator Banned From all UK Supermarkets

Newcastle-under-Lyme man Eugenio Freitas is going to be stuck buying his shopping from newsagents and petrol stations for the next few years, after admitting outraging public decency by enjoying a 10-minute wank in the meat aisle of his local Sainsbury's. Read More >>

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The Most Advanced Fake Meat in the World Is Still Gross

I've never understood the desire of some vegetarians to make their food resemble meat; it's creepy and seems to contradict their love of vegetables. Sadly, the practice shows now sign of stopping so, with some reluctance, I present to you the most advanced fake meat in the world. Read More >>