Welsh Town Is Sick of Its Toilets Being Used as Shag Shacks and Its New Loos Will Put an End to It

A town in Wales doesn't hold the opinion that a toilet is a romantic baby-making pedestal upon which you can also park your bare arse and take a dump, and has implemented measures to quash such behaviour. Read More >>

Ineos’ Own-Brand Land Rover Could be Built in Wales

Ineos and its billionaire owner Jim Ratcliffe may soon have good news for the car builders of south Wales, as reports suggest the startup carmaker could be about to start building in Bridgend; where it could produce the 'Projekt Grenadier' 4x4 vehicle it's been developing for some time. Read More >>

One Welsh Street is So Polluted The Council Wants to Destroy it

The residents of Woodside Terrace in Crumlin, South Wales, could soon have their homes compulsorily purchased off them, as the council tries to come up with a quick method of reducing exposure to pollution in the area. Read More >>

Welsh Record Shop Bans Morrissey

Cardiff's Spillers Records, which has a legitimate claim on being the oldest record shop in the world and is therefore afforded the luxury of having an opinion that should be listened to, has pulled all of Morrissey's recordings from sale due to the way the singer appears to be embracing the far-right with a bare chest and ever more welcoming arms these days. Read More >>

Asda Confuses Welsh Shoppers With Free Alcohol Claim

A branch of Asda in Wales tried to do the right thing in putting up Welsh-language signs to point the way to stuff on the aisles, but whoever did it made a big old mess of things and accidentally promised shoppers free beer. Blame the manager and Google Translate. Read More >>

Welsh Children Celebrate Possible Ban on Smacking

The Welsh government has good news for unruly gangs of local street children, as it's about to introduce legislation that would ban the parents and legal carers of children from handing out smackings and other general forms of physical punishment. Read More >>

People Called David Get a Free Bottle of Peri-Peri Sauce at Welsh Nando’s Today

Today is St. David's Day, the annual holiday (though sadly not in the day-off-work sense) for Wales's own patron saint. Read More >>

‘Forgotten’ Welsh Village Gets Gigabit 5G

A village in the hills of Monmouthshire in South Wales has taken the unusual step of upgrading from broadband speeds of less than 1Mbps to gigabit. Read More >>

These Are The Top 20 Welsh Language Tracks On Spotify

Music created in the beautiful Welsh language has received a boost with the release of a playlist of the 20 most-streamed tracks on Spotify. Read More >>

We Might Be Getting a Welsh Alexa

In the ongoing effort to keep the amazing language that is Welsh active and thriving, the Welsh government is launching a 'technology action plan' that includes recommendations for smart speakers that speak the language. Read More >>

Premier Inn Reveals New £19 Emergency Crash Micro Hotel Rooms

Premier Inn has come up with a way to make going away even worse an idea than ever, revealing newer, smaller, cheaper hotel rooms for 2019, so that even millennials might be able to afford a short city break. As long as they don't mind it being in Cardiff and sleeping on something akin to a glorified sun lounger. Read More >>

Welsh Apocalypse Survival Island Fort Yours for Just £400,000

A building known as Stack Rock Fort is on the market, and that name's not overselling it. It's a proper fort, from the 1850s, built on a rock in the sea that the seller is generously describing as an island. It's a small, rocky island, with a substantial amount of sea view. Read More >>

Facial Recognition Used by Wales Police Has 90 Per cent False Positive Rate

According to the Guardian, the South Wales police scanned the crowd of more than 170,000 people who travelled to the nation’s capital for the football match between Real Madrid and Juventus. The cameras identified 2,470 people as criminals. Read More >>

Black Panther Subtly Reveals Wales is an Independent Nation in the MCU

In the real world the UK is still a combination of four different countries, despite the fact that there are political groups out there who would very much like to separate Northern Ireland, Wales, and Scotland from England. In the real world that doesn't look to be changing in the near future, but real life is not fiction. In fiction things are very different, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe is no exception because it seems as though Wales is an independent country. Read More >>

Wales Bans Genital Piercing Fun for Kids

The Welsh government now has an official opinion as to what the under-18s it administrates may or may not do to their genitals and tongues, with a law on "intimate" piercings now in place to stop them getting holes made that they may eventually regret. Read More >>