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Watch a Guy Rip a Bong Full of Raw Eggs

Let me tell you, I’ve seen some stupid shit on the internet. I’ve watched someone suck on a vape full of the world’s hottest chili powder. I’ve detailed the chronology of YouTubers eating entire cacti for measly ad dollars. Read More >>

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A Python Crawled Out of the Toilet and Tried to Eat This Man’s Dick

Here at Gizmodo, we like to welcome in the weekend with some chill, holiday-worthy content. Like this story about a bloke in Thailand who almost got his dick bitten off by a massive python that crawled out of his toilet. Read More >>

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My Google Alert for “Hoverboard” is Officially Ruined

I have Google Alerts for everything. Whenever an article is posted with terms like “flying car”, “time capsule”, and yes, “hoverboard”, I get a notification. But today I can call my Google Alert for “hoverboard” officially worthless. Just take a look at this story from The Irish News. Read More >>

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Drone Footage of a Chimney Demolition Gone Horribly Wrong

After two unsuccessful attempts to topple a 115-year-old chimney smokestack with explosives, construction worker Tim Phifer from Alabama, decided to bring it down with a backhoe. Bad idea. Read More >>

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Kenya’s Suffering a Three-Day, 30-Mile Traffic Jam

Be grateful you’re not on the road from Mombasa to Nairobi in Kenya right about now, because the route is suffering a traffic jam that’s reported to have lasted three days, stretching as far as 30 miles. Read More >>

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What The Hell Is This Thing?

No, it isn’t a tiny human dancing in a weird headdress, which was my first guess. And yes, it’s a real thing captured on a motion sensor camera in America. What’s your best guess? Read More >>

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Dubai Is Giving Its Firefighters Jetpacks To Use During Skyscraper Fires

Fighting a fire in a towering skyscraper poses unique challenges for both the equipment and the firefighters. That’s why the fire departments of large cities have dedicated high-rise units–but Dubai wants to do one better by equipping its firefighters with jetpacks. Read More >>

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If We are Calling Them Hoverboards, Let’s at Least Spell it Right

We may not have real hoverboards yet. But if you’re going to call these things hoverboards, at least have the common decency to make it one word. It’s not a “hover board” it’s a hoverboard, for fuck’s sake. Read More >>

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Watch a Butcher Use a Band Saw to Cut Chicken at Ridiculous Speeds

You can spend an entire lifetime learning how to do something and I’m pretty sure you still won’t be as good as or as confident as this butcher chopping down chickens with a bandsaw. Read More >>

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Even Babies Can Ride Those Things That Aren’t Hoverboards

Think about it this way, now we won’t have to bother teaching our kids to walk. Read More >>

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Did You Know This Mail Order Bride Site is Also the Best Blog in the World?

Written by certified life coach Elena Petrova, “Elena’s Models Blog” is an OFT-overlooked vertical on www.ElenasModels.com, a web platform facilitating transactional romance between Slavic women and western men. Read More >>

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Poopfiction is a Site That Picks the Perfect Story For Answering the Call of Nature

We all check (and double-check) our social media while ‘killing time’ on the bog, but what happens when you run out of new posts? A new site called Poopfiction is here to help, serving up short stories depending on how much time you think you’ll be in the loo. Read More >>

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Meme-Inspired Clothing is Everything That’s Wrong With the World

Do you wish your outfits looked like Tumblr diarrhoea’d on a web-cached version of eBay from 1995? We’ve got the hot new look for you! Read More >>

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Lord of the Rings’ Minas Tirith City Will be Built in the UK (If £1.85 Billion Can be Raised…)

It's the focus of the Lord of the Rings' dramatic final battle, a towering white city carved into the side of a mountain. But Minas Tirith need not remain only in the realm of fiction, provided fantasy crowdfunders can cough up a measly, oh, say £1.85 BILLION. Read More >>