US Congress Politely Invites the CEOs of Facebook, Google, and Twitter to Get Their Asses Grilled

Facebook is in hot water for both helping turn America’s collective brains into mush and exposing millions of users’ data to shadowy political operators. But now Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has an open invitation to tell US Congress his side of the story. That is, if he accepts an invitation sent out today by the Senate Judiciary Committee. Read More >>

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Chan Zuckerberg Initiative Buys AI Company That Reads Scientific Papers For You

The Chan Zuckerberg Initiative - Mark Zuckerberg and wife Priscilla Chan's company for investing in technology to "advance human potential" - has announced its acquisition of Canadian AI company Meta. Read More >>

You Can’t Block Mark Zuckerberg on Facebook

You might think that since Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, he would be good at using the site. Well, he’s not. His posts are awful, and there is literally no way to escape them while keeping your own account intact. Read More >>

Mark Zuckerberg Really, Really Loves Walls

Mark Zuckerberg is building a wall on his 700-acre Hawaii estate, and his neighbours are pissed off. Somewhere, Donald Trump is thrusting his tiny fists in the air, furious that he’s been ousted as the world’s resident wall-loving entrepreneur. Read More >>

Zuckerberg Rambling About Nothing for 30 Minutes Earned Facebook £4 Billion

Do you want to know what power is? Power is going up on a stage, yammering about very little for half an hour, and boom, a few days later you company is worth nearly £4 BILLION more than it was a few days ago. Read More >>

Facebook Is About to Start Letting You Edit Your Boneheaded Comments

Attention hasty commenters and people who are friends with them: the benevolent decision-makers at Facebook are doing you a solid; over the next few days, Facebook will be rolling out the ability for users to edit their own comments. Read More >>

Facebook Stock Traded at a Record-Breaking 2.7 Million Shares Per Second

The Facebook IPOcalypse continues, free falling first, now barely recovering. We don't know if it's going to be the most successful opening IPO in history but, right now, it seems they may have broken the record for the fastest traded record in history. Read More >>

Mark Zuckerberg Will Cash In for a Billion Pounds When Facebook Goes Public

Zuck! You ol' devil. As part of Facebook's upcoming IPO you're going to sell 30.2 million shares at a price somewhere between £17 and £22 per share, which we'll just call a billion pounds because it's a nice big round impressive number. Congrats! At least someone's going to be getting rich off of this thing. Read More >>